Funny Jockey names and Horse names

[kipper 10]

The Royal Standard in Sheffield is hosting a Race Horse Night at 8pm on the 27 February 2010.

 

This is in aid of raising some funds for a local football team with some very talented players. I am after trying to find some funny jockey names and horse names as I want to sponsor some names on the night.

 

Have you any suggestions for horse names and jockey names?

[Rocklegend 10]

Norfolk 'n' Chance...

[happyhippy 11]

A real horse one for you.

 

Hoofhearted.

 

Much as I like him as a jockey, I always had a little giggle at Antony Dobbin's name. There's a new apprentice on the scene (who's actually a decent jockey) called Ryan Mania.

 

There was also a J Gotobed as well a few years ago.

Edited February 16, 2010 by happyhippy

[mikeG 16]

Back in 1979 there were two horses on the National Hunt scene, Slippery Dick and Shy Talk. More rude than funny.

[sandbox 11]

What about 'My Face' for the horse. When the horses are running, the girls will be screaming 'come on my face'.

[pitsmoorlad 10]

How about calling your jockey:

Hugh Jarse

Chris P Bacon

Dai O'Rhea

Rod N Line

Pat McCock

[CorkerSWFC 10]

Joe Fanning on big dick.......

[daftlad 11]

There is a man who is involved in racing called Richard head, dont know if he is a trainer or jockey, but you can shorten the Richard to Dick can't you

[happyhippy 11]

There is a man who is involved in racing called Richard head, dont know if he is a trainer or jockey, but you can shorten the Richard to Dick can't you

 

Don't think there is, unfortunately. There's a Freddie Head, and a Criquette Head, but not a Richard Head. Surely nobody would be so cruel

[HeadingNorth 11]

There's enormous scope for naming horses with "sounds incredibly rude when said fast" names - indeed, the racing authorities have a section devoted to approving names, whose chief function is to weed out any attempts to do so in real life.

 

 

If you're not after the pseudo-obscene line, I would look for some punning variations on local places, famous people, football stars, something along those lines.

[mikmouse 10]

Willie Stroker

[blossom2 10]

How about calling your jockey:

Hugh Jarse

Chris P Bacon

Dai O'Rhea

Rod N Line

Pat McCock

 

Now those are what u call good names! haha made me laugh!