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Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump

 

What about Profesor Stephen Hawking?

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If you manage to get a seagull to eat 'Andrews liver salts' it will explode! :gag:

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How about a walrus or a blue whale?

 

They can leap out of the water.

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If you manage to get a seagull to eat 'Andrews liver salts' it will explode! :gag:

 

How much do you have to get it to eat?

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If you watch TV with one eye covered and the lights turned down low the picture will appear to be in 3D.

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If you manage to get a seagull to eat 'Andrews liver salts' it will explode! :gag:

 

Acetylene Carbide fuel used in caving lamps is so much funnier to use, Doesnt harm the seagull as such, just makes it poo lots..

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A Herring Gull (seagull) can swallow a whole mackerel, doesn't have any choice as it has no teeth.

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Grapes are poisonous to dogs.

 

Is this true? I only ask because my mates Staffy stole a bunch of grapes from me last week and she is fine.

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Mosquitos don't eat blood. Only the females bite. They use the blood to make eggs.

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You cannot lick your elbow!

 

 

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>Yes, bet you have just tried !!!!

 

 

the version I heard did not involve elbows, and only applied to blokes.

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