What was your most useless/inane present this Christmas?

[surfinjim 10]

In response to the best Christmas present thread, what was the most useless piece of tat you received this year?

 

You need to picture a fluffy toy tiger, which has a lemon scent that can be used to screen clean your monitor??????

 

I also think my relatives are telling me I need to lose a bit of timber as I got a t-shirt, lounge leisure wear and pants that are too small!

 

Jim

[chem1st 10]

A garden gnome, it is also the best.

[jane2008 15]

I didn't receive any naff presents this year.

 

My nephew received a pair of socks with a mobile phone holder attached:loopy:

[*Peaches* 10]

A pair of socks with bloody cat bells on I sound like a Pixie

[gina2007 10]

A really tacky make up set

[missflirtuk 10]

Don't be so ungrateful you lot .

[pinkace 10]

A pair of shoes that are 2 sizes too small !!!!!

[RIZRAT 10]

An Australian guy made of plastic with big feet a fat belly sandals on with sun block on nose and a happy mondays style hat on and a fish stuck in his back ?? Sort of reminds me of Jabbers :hihi:

[shoggy 10]

a thong from my wife

[fox20thc 10]

well I got an allotment which somebody sent to Jose in the Honduras on my behalf

 

Oh and some jam! yeah for the second year in a row the same kind person gave us jam, in pots like you get in posh hotels. I don't even like Jam!!

[SHsheff 10]

a thong from my wife

 

And you're complaining? Just be grateful that someone who has seen you naked thinks you'd look good in one!

[xfox3x 10]

A DVD of Roy and Hayley in bloody Mongolia or somewhere.................