"unexpected item in bagging area"

[Rupert_Baehr 10]

Oh gawd..I'd love to be employed as that person behind one way glass.

 

"THOSE CONDOMS ARE TO BIG. YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. PLEASE GET SMALLER ONES".

 

Did better than that.

 

I worked for a retailer some years ago. Occasionally the cashiers discovered items which were not in the PLU (price look-up) table. They sent me a memo and I amended the table.

 

I was bored one day and I realised that not only could I add items which were missing, I could also amend items which were there (I couldn't change the name and although I could change the price, I would be held accountable ... but I could change the description.

 

And that description showed in BIG BRIGHT letters whenever the item was scanned.

 

One of the products in the PLU table was (originally) TROJAN CONDOMS - ULTRA SENSITIVE.

 

With a slight amendment, that became: TROJAN CONDOMS - EXTRA SMALL :hihi:

[carly83 10]

Did better than that.

 

I worked for a retailer some years ago. Occasionally the cashiers discovered items which were not in the PLU (price look-up) table. They sent me a memo and I amended the table.

 

I was bored one day and I realised that not only could I add items which were missing, I could also amend items which were there (I couldn't change the name and although I could change the price, I would be held accountable ... but I could change the description.

 

And that description showed in BIG BRIGHT letters whenever the item was scanned.

 

One of the products in the PLU table was (originally) TROJAN CONDOMS - ULTRA SENSITIVE.

 

With a slight amendment, that became: TROJAN CONDOMS - EXTRA SMALL :hihi:

 

i wish i could of been a fly on the wall watching some of the faces of the dissapointed women stood next to someone buying them

[iansheff 88]

I hate the machines in Morrisons they never stop repeating the message, I feel sorry for the person overseeing them.