Why does no-one ever sit next to me on the bus?

[tonkatoy 10]

How can I make myself look more sitnextableto? :-(

 

Blow your nose and wipe your top lip?

[Treatment 10]

Carry a tablet of Lifebuoy soap.

 

(one for the older folk I fear).

[Agent Orange 11]

I go on the bus every day. And no-one ever sits next to me. A man even stood up the other day as the only seat left was next to me. I definitely don't smell. How can I make myself look more sitnextableto? :-(

 

It might help if you didn't wear that Banana costume on the journey into work.

 

You're lovely, really. I can't imagine why nobody would want to sit next to you

[Kthebean 10]

Why would you want to sit next to someone blowing their nose and wiping their lip? And where can I acquire some of this old people soap? And I dont wear the banana costume ALL the time

[Agent Orange 11]

Why would you want to sit next to someone blowing their nose and wiping their lip? And where can I acquire some of this old people soap? And I dont wear the banana costume ALL the time

 

There must be something. Look at the other week. You were sat in the plane with all those people, and they threw themselves out to move away from you

 

Seriously, when I do get a bus I find that no one sits next me either. Often I wouldn't mind as I love my own space, but it does fill one with paranoia. Why not meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[Lestat 10]

Kathy, do you break wind every time the bus goes over a bump?

[morrisseygal 10]

Are you in a pram?

[Harleyman 12]

If I had to use the bus I would prefer no one sit next to me and would let slip a few quiet nasty farts as a deterrent. if that didnt put them off I would resort to Plan B, nose picking.

[*_ash_* 88]

Why would you want to sit next to someone blowing their nose and wiping their lip? And where can I acquire some of this old people soap? And I dont wear the banana costume ALL the time

 

freak girl!!

 

I wouldn't sit to you.

 

Less deodorant , more banana outfits

[Kthebean 10]

See, this is the thing Lestat, people don't sit next to me then move. They just get on the bus, look round for a seat, and chose one away from me. So fart smells can't be a consideration.

 

Its not so much that I want to sit next to someone on the bus. I just want someone to want to sit next to me.