timo   10 #1 Posted June 27, 2005 Who would you most like to slap in the face, from the parade of talentless grotesques we are regularly exposed to on television, radio etc? In my case, I would like to don black leather gloves and repeatedly slap the face [Gestapo-style] of Cliff Richard. I would relish administering a thrashing to the unctious visage of the 'Peter Pan of Pop', as revenge for his sickly, oily music ['Mistletoe and Whine' etc], and 'Jump up and down for Jesus' Evangelicalism.  Other candidates might include silly little boys like Ant and Dec, the oafish, foul-mouthed Gordon Ramsay and the Corncrake-voiced, mincing Will Young. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Lea1979 Â Â 10 #2 Posted June 27, 2005 Linda Barker and Sara Cox. i'd like to smack their heads together. Â both annoy me more than anything else i can think of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
timo   10 #3 Posted June 27, 2005 Sarah Cox's horrible, in-bred, chipmunk-like Lancastrian face causes me great displeasure. However, I would never slap a lady [and Cox is, at least, anatomically 'female']. I might be tempted to pelt the slack-jawed, talentless mare with eggs, though. Does anyone understand a word of what Cox is saying? I know Lancastrians who have quipped that even they require 'sub-titles' whenever she engages in her bizarre speech patterns. They seem to be a hybrid of Bolton coloquialism, combined with the 'click-language' of the Kalahari, and an impression of a distressed Carrion Crow thrown in. How did this charmless moron ever get into broadcasting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Lea1979 Â Â 10 #4 Posted June 27, 2005 well. i am a Lancashire lassy (from near Bolton too as it happens) and everyone i know hates her with a passion. she speaks some weird martian type language. i just cannot stand her at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Swan_Vesta   11 #5 Posted June 27, 2005 Quite easily Jade Goody. Her facial features looks like someone has skinned a prozac addled pig's face and then laid the flesh over a semi deflated rugby ball.  "I'm not a minger!" Yes you are and you deserve a slap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Greenback   10 #6 Posted June 27, 2005 Oh, don't get me started on Linda Barker and the rest of the flouncing stick-a-bow-on-it-and-call-yourself-a-designer crew.  That lot aside, the painfully unfunny Chris Moyles could do with a bit of a going over, as could Ann "skin tighter than a bongo drum" Robinson and Davina "talent vacuum" McCall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
timo   10 #7 Posted June 27, 2005 Swan Vesta, Did you know that the 'Crazy Frog's' horrible, fleshy features and deformed genitalia were modelled on those of Jade Goody? The Bermondsey 'minger' is clearly genetic refuse, and does indeed deserve several slaps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
*Ryan* Â Â 11 #8 Posted June 27, 2005 nadia from big brother, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
gatecrasher3 Â Â 10 #9 Posted June 27, 2005 Jimmy Carr, what a complete and utter freak show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
timo   10 #10 Posted June 27, 2005 Gatecrasher, Spot on, old bean! Who does he think he is? We are constantly told that such people are 'top comedians', 'the new face of comedy' etc. The man is about as funny as the Ebola virus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
SimonS Â Â 10 #11 Posted June 27, 2005 For me it would be anyone in Hollyoaks. Or Elton John. Â Maybe they could all stand in a line and i could run down it..... With a chainsaw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Carmine   10 #12 Posted June 27, 2005 Justin Lee Collins!  The charges are:  1. Dresses in velvet jackets. 2. Sounds like Jethro the village reatrd. 3. Looks vaguelly like me, so now people are convinced I have an elder brother from Bristol who talks crap and gets on their tits on tv! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...