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You need something hot down your throat, that should fix it.

 

Like molten lead?:suspect:

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Were taking plenty of Beechams with us cos a certain someone has gone and caught a cold...

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Were taking plenty of Beechams with us cos a certain someone has gone and caught a cold...

 

Awww bless his cotton socks!:hihi:

 

Everyone meet Susie, my future sis inlaw :D

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Right, you're going to need to do some shopping for this, but I promise it works;

 

Buy 1 bottle of liquid echinacea, one pack of berocca and one back Beechams "day and night" (or is it "night and day"? they're the ones that give you 3 orange tablets and 1 blue tablet per day)

 

Make up one glass of berrocca. Drop 10 drops of echinacea into it. Drink, whilst taking two of the Night and Day orange tablets. Repeat 2x daily, but only for 3 days.

 

Good luck!

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Awww bless his cotton socks!:hihi:

 

Everyone meet Susie, my future sis inlaw :D

 

Hi, Susie!!! :wave:

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I am reliably informed that eating a fat cat always instantly cures cold. It must be eaten raw however.

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I am reliably informed that eating a fat cat always instantly cures cold. It must be eaten raw however.

 

Quick, Billy, run for your life! Oh, drat, I forgot he was too fat to run ..... :hihi:

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Quick, Billy, run for your life! Oh, drat, I forgot he was too fat to run ..... :hihi:

 

Sounds like Billy is enough of a cat to cure several colds!:hihi:

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Sounds like Billy is enough of a cat to cure several colds!:hihi:

 

Billy could cure the black death :hihi:

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Right, you're going to need to do some shopping for this, but I promise it works;

 

Buy 1 bottle of liquid echinacea, one pack of berocca and one back Beechams "day and night" (or is it "night and day"? they're the ones that give you 3 orange tablets and 1 blue tablet per day)

 

Make up one glass of berrocca. Drop 10 drops of echinacea into it. Drink, whilst taking two of the Night and Day orange tablets. Repeat 2x daily, but only for 3 days.

 

Good luck!

 

I'll remember that for future colds. I'm going with booze and lemsip and Leonard Cohen for the moment.

 

I feel quite pleasantly weird!

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I'll remember that for future colds. I'm going with booze and lemsip and Leonard Cohen for the moment.

 

I feel quite pleasantly weird!

 

That must make a nice change from your usual unpleasant weirdness! :hihi:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Dozy runs and hides behind George*

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That must make a nice change from your usual unpleasant weirdness! :hihi:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Dozy runs and hides behind George*

 

Speaking of unpleasant weirdo's...:hihi:

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