Toilet seat buyer in Wicks and B&Q

[skinz 10]

Blonde female about 35'ish with small child looking to buy a toilet seat in wicks but they'd sold out. I advised B&Q may have one.

 

If your that blonde female..pm me.

[gribz 10]

You have her toilet seat?!

[michi 10]

Dont you just love shy, single desperate man

[Rocklegend 10]

Don't tell me,she left the old one with you.

[boyfriday 21]

..next stop the Jeremy Kyle SHow for those all important DNA results

[PaymePal 10]

Blonde female about 35'ish with small child looking to buy a toilet seat in wicks but they'd sold out. I advised B&Q may have one.

 

If your that blonde female..pm me.

 

Yes it was my wife, can i help:confused:

[natjack 10]

I don't know her, sorry Why do you want her to pm you, have you found a suitable toilet seat for her or something?

[julado 10]

..next stop the Jeremy Kyle SHow for those all important DNA results

 

If that happens...just say it wasn't you and she must have caught it off a loo seat.

[Lord Linx 10]

Dont you just love shy, single desperate man

 

How do you know he is shy and single?

[MJ01 439]

Poor chap, he doesn't appear to have much to go on (can you see what I've done there)

[peak-polly 10]

Hey, im off to wickes to look for a loo seat, see if i get any offers!!!

[MonkeyLover 10]

Hey, im off to wickes to look for a loo seat, see if i get any offers!!!

 

me too!....................... gets coat....