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OK, I know you didn't really think I was interested in the colour of your socks - you were thinking "what sort of person would waste his time asking that", weren't you?

 

So why DID I ask this?

 

Well, I just read that Twitter is

 

"the technological enablement of the human need 'to distract and be distracted' endlessly and in real-time."

 

So that's what I was really interested in. Do you have a basic need to "distract and be distracted"? Does SF meet this need or do you Twitter as well? Is SF completely different from Twitter?

 

Sorry for distracting you from whatever it is you were doing.

 

But I know you're dying to tell me what colour socks you're wearing ... ???

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One green and one dark blue.

 

i've got the exact same ones at home

 

Iron Man socks the kids bought me for Fathers Day

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I often find that the colour of my underpants has a psychological effect on the way I behave over the course of the day. I've got blue ones on today which tend to make me feel a little surreal, so if I suddenly say something irrational on here, that's the reason why.

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i've got the exact same ones at home

 

Iron Man socks the kids bought me for Fathers Day

 

Do you think that we use the same laundrette?

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As Google ranks threads by the most common search terms the best way to get this thread to number one is to post a list of the most common topics currently being looked for on Google. So....

 

 

God! Politics! Sex! Disembowelling ocelots! Burt Reynolds Naked! Shakin' Stevens Fully-Clothed!

 

Why not add a few of your own?

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Nice work Basil - we're up to number 3 ... begging your pardon ... 2 already "what colour socks are you wearing?"

 

This is too easy ... leotard eggs pocket doctor conspiracy expenses

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D'oh bad work me - down to 3 again.

 

Get the mistress, the dominatrix to spank my bottom for being a naughty boy (will it work?)

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