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[pattricia]

I had a crush on a football player because I cant control myself.

[shaznay]

I fell in love

with a football player

because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[KTHFB]

I sang a duet with a hockey stick because I am shy.

[The Miller]

I hit a hockey stick because thats the way I am.

[Beanfeast]

I shot a policeman because I was high...

 

 

That's not very nice!!

[gilberdyke]

i fell in love with myself because i was high

 

[Corn2]

I danced with my cell phone because I can't control myself ..

[Joto]

I kissed a Mexican because I was hungry:P

[dacrlit]

I ate my cat because I was drunk.