Do you like Jesus?

[Wildcat 10]

Would luv to see Jesus the pope and allah having a reight good scrap in the ring.

Winna teks all..

 

Not quite the same thing but I love the episode of South park where Jesus and Allah join forces against David Blaine.

 

http://www.jogyjogy.com/watch.php?id=19d14

[carboy42 10]

never met him, or know anyone else that has

[EdnaKrabappe 14]

Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right

I've been talking to Jesus all my life....

 

Oops sorry I thought this was the Phil Collins appreciation thread.

 

 

No can't stand the bloke. Far too attention seeking for my liking and apparently going to burst into flames* so we can all eat Easter Eggs.

 

 

*In joke for about three forummers to appreciate.

[brianthedog 10]

I'm not a fan, personally. He said he was going to come round and fix my gate last Easter but never turned up. You just can't find a decent carpenter any more.

[Agent Orange 11]

Your own personal jesus

Someone to hear your prayers

Someone who cares

 

Mmmmm Jesus in your pocket. Just like this: http://www.firebox.com/product/860/Mr-T-In-Your-Pocket device, but famous quotes from the man himself.

[Shelectric 10]

Mr T can make a tank out of toilet roll?! That kicks ass over Jesus' wine trick.

[Agent Orange 11]

Mr T can make a tank out of toilet roll?! That kicks ass over Jesus' wine trick.

 

I worship anyone who can build something from nothing. Special talent indeed!!

[mojo1 10]

I worship anyone who can build something from nothing. Special talent indeed!!

 

I make mountains out of mole hills... that trumps old Jesey boy and Mr T!

[mh01 10]

never met him, who is he?

[Agent Orange 11]

I make mountains out of mole hills... that trumps old Jesey boy and Mr T!

 

Resurrecting one self is a pretty impressive trick which I believe even Mr T would have difficulty pulling off.

[mojo1 10]

Resurrecting one self is a pretty impressive trick which I believe even Mr T would have difficulty pulling off.

 

I think it got lost in translation... Jesus reinvented himself and on Easter Sunday he came out!

[Shelectric 10]

I think it got lost in translation... Jesus reinvented himself and on Easter Sunday he came out!

 

I'm confused, is Jesus George Micheal or Mr T?