Are You, Or Would You Be, A Streaker?

[msbehavin 10]

Technophobe!!! An idea for your birfday later this week lol. A streak along Woodseats!! Can't be any worse than being seen carrying a large piece of trellis or chasing a dog round cars in the rush hour then pretending to eat some stale chips out of a bin to get the darned thing back....

 

<----goes off to staple mouth together and book course of 20 sunbeds to get in decent shape for forthcoming event...

[dawny1 10]

Originally posted by Ant

The todger started it. I was looking at the spots on his bum when I saw it peering at me.

 

You were looking at his spotty bum and saw it peering at you - that must be quite a size to have been able to see him COMING round the bend like that!

[Guest Ant]

Ant: thanx gave me a giggle.

 

It gave me a giggle at the time, but I did have nightmares for a fortnight of it bobbing its wonky head round the bedroom door and giving me a mischievous wink.

 

I haven't seen him for years, so sadly I can't ask him if it's been medically tweaked.

 

You were looking at his spotty bum and saw it peering at you - that must be quite a size to have been able to see him COMING round the bend like that!

 

Well ok, I may have made that bit up because Avalon was implying was a closet shirt-lifter. (Why the sudden curiousity over my sexual bent, big fella? You like what you see, baby? )

 

 

WITTY RESPONSES HERE ABOUT IT BEING MY MATE WHO HAS A SEXUAL BENT: ______________

 

(I feel the draught from the shutters closing on this thread )

[Avalon 10]

I could like what i see....if i saw anything!! And the comment about the spots on his bum made you look even more like a "closet shirt-lifter" ! What is a "sexual bent" when its at home anyway!?

[nick2 10]

I'd like to streak through the wool department in Cole Brothers.

 

I dont' know why.

[Guest Ant]

Bent n. "An inclination towards something"

 

Sexual bent in this case refers to sexual inclination, as opposed to my mate's todger.

 

I find spots on the bum fascinating. Witches have been known to utilise their spread as a divination tool. I have no desire to rodger my fellow man.

[Avalon 10]

Originally posted by Ant

Bent n. "An inclination towards something"

 

Sexual bent in this case refers to sexual inclination, as opposed to my mate's todger.

 

I find spots on the bum fascinating. Witches have been known to utilise their spread as a divination tool. I have no desire to rodger my fellow man.

 

I see.....well actually i dont fully understand your attraction to spots on the bum...but it takes all sorts to make the world go round...

[Guest Ant]

it takes all sorts to make the world go round...

 

You said it, dude. Wise words from a black and white vampire in a monacle.

[Shiesh 13]

I did actually think about streaking at 'The Games' back in March....heeheehee!!

 

The crowd were counting down to the show going live on Channel 4 and as we were on the front row the notion entered my head....Wow I could strip off run out there and be on live TV and no doubt tomorrows newspapers...heeheehee!!

 

Thought of all the bits that would wobble and decided 'no chance' !!

[harion 10]

Have any forum members ever streaked, or know any close friends/family that have?

 

Would you streak, if so for what cause and where would you do it.

 

We are assuming here that you wont recieve a summons.

 

i would probably streak if it was for some well known worthwhile cause or charity

[CorkerSWFC 10]

Have any forum members ever streaked, or know any close friends/family that have?

 

Would you streak, if so for what cause and where would you do it.

 

We are assuming here that you wont recieve a summons.

 

Id do it if it was worth it and i wasn,t going to get locked up,i did however see a very very nice streaker at hillsborough a couple of seasons back, the stewards took there time to cover her up thats for sure lol. :hihi:

[pattricia 575]

Id love to streak through Tescos on a Monday morning.!!