"I saw a genckleman at the hospickle..." STOP THIS MADNESS!!

[mills 10]

Texxers/texters is a horrible word, I worked for a mobile phone Co.I heard it all the time and it actually caused me pain to hear that word. I also hate it when people say infinity when they mean affinity.

[Tooeg 10]

All the above annoy me and I've got a sustificate to prove it

It's not a sustificate it's sumfink else.

Edited May 16, 2009 by Tooeg

[Phil Anthrop 10]

I dun fink Im earing this reight. I cum on ma compuher for a giggle and they just preach! I gotta go to hospical soon and will not be able to have mi favrit dinna wabbit pie theere! Al av to snick art forra big mac! Trubl is yer dunt tolk reight like what wee du!

Edited May 16, 2009 by Phil Anthrop

[Bassman62 10]

"I sore it, I sore a man", instead of "I saw it, I saw a man" and this is just as often from media presenters who should at least pronounce their words properly.

Edited May 16, 2009 by Bassman62

[Plain Talker 11]

"I sore it, I sore a man", instead of "I saw it, I saw a man" and this is just as often from media presenters who should at least pronounce their words properly.

 

I may have mentioned it before but that woman, Laura, who is always featuring on the news, gets on my wires...

 

You know her? That Laura Norder. I want to start biting chunks out of my television set when she is mentioned.

 

LORE is legend, myth, story... LAW (WITH NO "R", thanks) is about the legal system...

 

(oh, and Drore-ing... no, it's DRAW-ing Grrr!)

[Tipex 10]

Does this drive anyone else round the twist? Stop talking like 5 year olds for chuff's sake!!!!

 

And "sangles". Hold me back, before I commit a murder!!

 

I hate this also!!

 

Here are some others i know alot of people i work, or am friends with use..

 

Noggle's

Hospical

Keccle

Boccle

:rant::rant::gag:

[bladebeer 11]

What caves me in are the finks and forts, can,t these numpties say th. Its easy dont you fink so

[ghetto_pony 10]

Actually the word that should be used is 'really' and not right

 

A friend of mine always says 'it's right cold', 'i'm right tired', 'it's been a right long day'....all annoying as hell.

 

 

All annoying as hell? Even considering that right was used as an adverb long before really?

 

[Plain Talker 11]

What caves me in are the finks and forts, can,t these numpties say th. Its easy dont you fink so

 

like Jow-dun-forp, or Wud-forp, and Akkin-forp etc? grrrr

[ghetto_pony 10]

What caves me in are the finks and forts, can,t these numpties say th. Its easy dont you fink so

 

th- fronting is a recurring feature throughout Britain and becoming popular

[ghetto_pony 10]

Its all just dialect. Personally I think such a variety is refreshing, and something we should appreciate, not something we should take up arms against.

[Gormenghast 59]

I was in a shop on the Moor and heard a woman say to her daughter 'Oh, I'd buy that one, it's got much be'er carryin' angles'

 

It's evolution at it's best. Makes you proud to be a Sheffielder dunnit?