"I saw a genckleman at the hospickle..." STOP THIS MADNESS!!

[CockneyMafia 10]

I draw the line at 'lickle babby' (to rhyme with Cabby) for 'little baby'.

 

It is amazing how two words can deduce so much about someone, and then prejudice you against them. I find ignoring them is the best bet. If they can't be bothered to talk properly, I can't be bothered to issue them life saving medication at the chemist.

[CottonTop 11]

These are so funny.....I have enjoyed reading them all and here are a few examples of ones I have heard that bother me:

 

Prostrate Cancer - guess you only get that when lying down.

Highway Petroleum - instead of Highway Patrolman.

Elective Curlers - instead of Electric curlers.....I guess that means its optional...they might curl or not depending on the mood they're in at the time.

Flustrated - a combination of Flustered and Frustrated.

In Em - short for "and them" as in "Hows your mom in em?" Remember, I am in redneck country here so I hear that frequently enough.

[arachnophobe 10]

I draw the line at 'lickle babby' (to rhyme with Cabby) for 'little baby'.

 

It is amazing how two words can deduce so much about someone, and then prejudice you against them. I find ignoring them is the best bet. If they can't be bothered to talk properly, I can't be bothered to issue them life saving medication at the chemist.

 

Babby can be a regional variation, particularly common in Birmingham and the Black Country.

 

There's no excuse for lickle though!

[Rich 12]

Oi stop dissing Gleegless! We're having a church fete later, and I for one am curious about who will win:hihi:

 

Prolly t' Vicar!

 

PMSL @ Mojo!

 

Thar't a reyt 'un thee!

[PennyHT 10]

she's an actress

 

No you cant mean

are you saying

oh no your saying coronation street isn't real, you are aren't you

[Ousetunes 10]

The use of the word 'of' instead of 'have' really irks me.

 

"You shouldn't of done that; I should of known" etc.

 

Awful, lazy, slapdash english.

[devil6 10]

Does this drive anyone else round the twist? Stop talking like 5 year olds for chuff's sake!!!!

 

And "sangles". Hold me back, before I commit a murder!!

 

Ohh yes. It's very, very annoying. I have a thick Sheffield accent and say all the Sheffield versions of words like "reyt", "n'all", "ovor theere", "me sen" etc... but hospickle and sangles etc... is language of the scrubber.

[David- 10]

Get Da'rn T'ut Job Centre N Get Thee Wages Int It

[Rich 12]

The use of the word 'of' instead of 'have' really irks me.

 

"You shouldn't of done that; I should of known" etc.

 

Awful, lazy, slapdash english.

 

That's a Derbyshire, and Southern thing... But then again, as I've said before, most people from South of the M1 talk funny anyway.

 

Like when I lived in Grimsby, their accent sounds like a cross between Scouse and broad Australian!

[susa41981 10]

I hate it when people say 'can you borrow me this' when what they ACTUALLY mean is 'can you lend me this'.

[deedar 10]

People who send texxers to each other's mobiles.

[drinkingman 10]

Brekfasus instead of breakfasts.