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Happy Birthday Jabberwocky

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Can't believe I missed this one!! Hope you had a good one, 21 at last!

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A multitude of apologies, I haven't been in town of late. :blush:

 

 

Hope you had a great birthday! :clap:

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Thanks, it was a lovely birthday.

 

 

Theres something about turning 48 that really concentrates the mind.

 

Tick tick tick goes deaths big tall clock.... tick tick bleedin` tick!

 

I FOUND A GREY HAIR THIS MORNING!!!! A GREY PUBIC HAIR AND THE HORROR IS- IT WAS ONE OF MINE!!!!

 

Ok... calm... Im calm.... I could have another 50 years ahead of me yet, I could be a long way from the boneyard so....calm.... Im calm... Death isnt gonna get his crabby mits on me just yet!

 

 

Unless...

 

 

Unless theres a mistake on my birth certificate or something and Im far older than it says I am....

 

Oh god.

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Congrats on the grey pube, you sex-god!!

 

I'm thinking of converting to Man-Love as we speak XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Did you see that???

 

Just one mention of my pube can change someones sexual....

 

erm... polarity...?

 

Im a sex god indeed! I wonder what would happen if I dropped one of my pubes into someones coffee, I bet it`d turn them into a sort of superhuman! PUBERMAN!

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Jabbers was born not created?:hihi:

 

Happy birthday. :)

 

The 13th December is when the lab technician dropped the test tube and allowed me to escape down the plughole.

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