What do you think of this poem?

[TimmyR 10]

The Longest Poem Ever Written

 

pppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[redrobbo 10]

Originally posted by LordSnooty

[bHey, why don't we see if the 'mods' will give us a Poet's Corner on the forum? I may even get my quill out and pen a few fresh verses of shallow trivial nonsense for the masses. [/b]

 

More homo-eroticism from the quill of LordSnooty? The late Thom Gunn may have a rival! Please don't wait a Poet's Corner m'lud - your fan club is waiting!

[Sheffette 10]

Originally posted by LordSnooty

Sheffette

 

Hilariously enough, I used to have a Vauxhall Sheffette....

 

cue old banger jokes a plenty...............

[Bloomdido 10]

My favourite poem -

 

Thoughts of a tortoise on a midsmmers eve as dusk is about to fall

 

"The world is very flat'

I'm rather sure of that"

[LordSnooty 10]

Originally posted by redrobbo

More homo-eroticism from the quill of LordSnooty? The late Thom Gunn may have a rival! Please don't wait a Poet's Corner m'lud - your fan club is waiting!

 

I'm afraid I've been very busy of late so any immediate prospects for a new work appearing are slim. However, I do recall writing a crap poem about an old chap leafing through a 'men's magazine', so I'll be down in the archive when I get a minute. The only other thing I have produced recently is a thing called, 'Psychedelic Bagpipes', which I wrote while under the influence with a friend in Manchester. Sadly, I can only remember the title and the closing line, which was....'and a world authority on pest control'. We could try a 'line for line' poem, which contributors to this strand could er, contribute to.

Ok, here goes - how's this for an opening line:

 

For some unaccountable reason, I put a bucket over my head

[LordSnooty 10]

Originally posted by tim_rutter

The Longest Poem Ever Written

 

pppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Tim, you are a genius and I salute you.

[TimmyR 10]

Originally posted by LordSnooty

Tim, you are a genius and I salute you.

 

Nice to be appreciated!