How Short is Short then?

[Beebop 10]

Im 5ft 11 so short to me is anyone below 5ft 7 (sorry)

 

I'm 5ft 8inchs, am i acceptable

[arachnophobe 10]

Yes, but little men look very funny.

 

He did catch me having a little look, and when he realised he was being looked at had an air of embarrasment about him

 

Looked like a little frightened pigme, as he covered his winckle :hihi: you should have seen his face

 

Please explain, why were you spying on a short man in the shower? You big 5ft 8 perv, you!

 

Or was it your OH?

[cressida 1,565]

Im 5ft 11 so short to me is anyone below 5ft 7 (sorry)

 

Is that so? - then platforms it is then:P

[*carrie* 10]

I would say I feel pretty average height at about 5 ft 6/7...

[cressida 1,565]

Yes, but little men look very funny.

 

He did catch me having a little look, and when he realised he was being looked at had an air of embarrasment about him

 

Looked like a little frightened pigme, as he covered his winckle :hihi: you should have seen his face

 

where the heck were you both?

[Beebop 10]

Please explain, why were you spying on a short man in the shower? You big 5ft 8 perv, you!

 

Or was it your OH?

 

 

What it was, I got a free ticket for Livingwell Health Club from a friend.

 

While I was in there I saw a friend (a different one) I'd not seen for a while (the one who is 5ft 2), we had a chat and then went out ways.

 

Later in the shower cubicle, I was just finishing rinsing myself off, and my old mate (the one at 5ft 2) walked in the shower opposite, and it was the most amusing thing I'd ever seen, little hairy, wobbly, stumpy naked person. As he turned round, out of curiousity, i had a little look at a place I shouldn't and thats when he deseratly covered up

 

It looked so funny.

 

I can see why a woman finds athletic 6 footers a turn on, from this poor blokes point of view, if a woman saw a small man naked, she would probably have a little giggle.

[sarahnator 10]

im jus over 6 feet although i wish i was a little shorter im fed up off havin 2 buy trousers from the tall section it wouldnt be so bad if every shop did a tall section but its only a select few really gets me mad!

[hitch_1980 10]

Im about 6ft 1 and for me the worst part is having a really bad centre of balance......i kind of wish i was about 2 inches shorter.....

[mort 10]

Pfffft.

 

As if you two could reach my knee caps:rolleyes:

 

Pfffft yerself - I've got stepladders :P:banana:

[mojo1 10]

Pfffft yerself - I've got stepladders :P:banana:

 

Does someone give you a leg up to get on the bottom step?

[mort 10]

Does someone give you a leg up to get on the bottom step?

 

That's one of the things the pogo stick is for........ did I mention I have a pogo stick ???

 

[mojo1 10]

That's one of the things the pogo stick is for........ did I mention I have a pogo stick ???

 

 

No.

 

But thats something I have to see:wow: