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Pattricia is after a cordless lawn mower.

 

And I thought to myself....

 

Wonder if she"d like a cordless George Clooney.

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Saw a young lad today at the ATM machine in Firth Park, he was standing on one leg.. I said what you doing standing on one leg.

He replied, I"m checking my balance.

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I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

“I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!

 

"You crafty little Bugger replied the fairy.

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You are trapped in a room, there are 2 exit doors... outside one of the doors is a blazing inferno, outside the other is a lion who has"nt  eaten for 6 months.. how do you escape.

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6 minutes ago, Padders said:

You are trapped in a room, there are 2 exit doors... outside one of the doors is a blazing inferno, outside the other is a lion who has"nt  eaten for 6 months.. how do you escape.

Mmmmm Im guessing a lion would be dead after not eating for 6 months, so that door? 😂😂

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1 minute ago, nikki-red said:

Mmmmm Im guessing a lion would die after not eating for 6 months, so that door? 😂😂

:huh: thought it would have lasted a bit longer than that, your correct. 

 

Try this one then clever clogs.

 

Your fast asleep at 7 am. there is a knock on the door, your parents have come round for breakfast.  you rush downstairs and look in the fridge, there is,

A bottle of milk,

A tub of butter,

A jar of coffee,

A loaf of bread,

A jar of jam...….

 

What do you open first?

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1 minute ago, nikki-red said:

The door?

Gotcha.. try again.

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I suppose it could be your eyes, but then the question would have been 'what DID you open first'?

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