Plastic surgery gone mad???

[Suffragette1 10]

Frankly I can't see why anybody would bother, I mean I can't see it and anybody else who's having a peek must surely be aware that down there isn't likely to be a stunning vista.

 

:hihi:

 

I agree, the whole concept of vaginal and anal cosmetic procedures is ridiculous in the extreme. I could see a need for it after bad tear and repair after childbirth, but otherwise, it is just ludicrious.

 

I'm surprised someone hasn't come up with a procedure for nipple elargement. Or mybe they have.

[Jabberwocky 46]

I'm surprised someone hasn't come up with a procedure for nipple elargement. Or mybe they have.

 

I just tend to eat more carbohydrates.

[Dozy 11]

:hihi:

 

I agree, the whole concept of vaginal and anal cosmetic procedures is ridiculous in the extreme. I could see a need for it after bad tear and repair after childbirth, but otherwise, it is just ludicrious.

 

I'm surprised someone hasn't come up with a procedure for nipple elargement. Or mybe they have.

 

You just need a couple of these and a bit of superglue

[Plain Talker 11]

Right, just googled anal bleaching, realized that it dosn`t clean it(doh)but actually lightens the skin around your bum hole, why would you care what colour the skin is?

 

Surely it's more convenient and cheaper just to use baby wipes, when you've done, for that final "dust-and-polish"?

 

If you are such an idiot that you've let your backside get dirty enough to need bleaching, surely, what you need isn't peroxide, it's that you need to learn how to wipe your backside properly?

[jfish1936 10]

There's a good advertisement for it in Mario Puza's "Godfather " novel; the gynaecologist does it on his gerlfriend! (she used to be associated with Sonny Corleone, who was overendowed", but is now dead)

[alex3659 11]

Spurred on by the programme on c4 "a perfect vagina"

We hear of boob jobs, face lifts etc. in fact they are all very common, but now the latest one vaginal surgery.

Apparantly becoming more and more popular.

Whats wrong with these people, how far will it go?

So then ladies, would you want to go under the knife to give yourself the perfect clout?

Gents, would you dare suggest to your missus that she needs a bit cutting off here and there?

Whats gonna be next?

Surely we are running out of things to perfect!

 

after three kids yourself you should know a few extra stitches would have not gone a miss .

[alex3659 11]

Anyone down with the idea of anal bleaching?

 

like pt said , use baby wipes and keep clean and there should be no reason for anal bleaching . who sees it anyway ? , do these people go around saying , " do you want to look at my nice white starfish " or something similar .

[EdnaKrabappe 14]

Ah see I don't like to brag but I once got this as a weird sort of compliment...

 

When I went for my last smear test, the nurse said, ooh what a great cervix, very symmetrical and easy to find.

[mort 10]

Ah see I don't like to brag but I once got this as a weird sort of compliment...

 

When I went for my last smear test, the nurse said, ooh what a great cervix, very symmetrical and easy to find.

 

Lucky you, mine usually heads for iceland at the mere hint of a smear test :hihi:

[lyndix 10]

after three kids yourself you should know a few extra stitches would have not gone a miss .

 

With my email being "baggyflaps"" dosn`t that tell you something?

[marksherbert 10]

Cortney love swears by a spot of bleach around her chamber of horrors - literally sometimes. And I have nothing against my girlfriend going in for a vaginal tuck lest her front bits look like the sleeve of a wizard.

[Shape 10]

Ah see I don't like to brag but I once got this as a weird sort of compliment...

 

When I went for my last smear test, the nurse said, ooh what a great cervix, very symmetrical and easy to find.

 

Ha! You don't usually expect a compliment when you've got a speculum halfway up to wherenever do you?

 

Off topic, but reminds me of when my mum went for her hysterectomy and was given the choice of general anaesthetic or epidural. She chose that latter as she's mad (plus nosey and interested in medicine) and all that was between her and what was going on (ugh) was a bit of sheet.

As the consultant removed her womb, she heard her exclaim... "Oooh! That's a juicy uterus!".

 

Too far?