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pretty accurate.... I am pregnant (good kinda hoped i still was after 29 weeks) .mine'll be a boy (true - according to scan). Not looking forward to him being the 12lb 4 it predicted! And even less sure my hubby will be happy with it being the nextdoor neighbours kid!! However he'll prob be even less happy with the 2nd option which was Michael Jackson!!!

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It's A Boy!

ruby, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 14 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

At least he has the right colour hair!

 

Would you like to know who the lucky father is?

OMG, It's Arnie! Well, he did say he'd be back ... :D

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At first it said i was not pregnant, and i did it again and it said

 

you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 9 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

 

 

13lb 9oz :suspect:

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Lol the father of my baby is the pope too. He gets around a bit dunt he :hihi:

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And they have the cheek to say *we* ruined the Catholic church :hihi:

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I did the test just for a laugh, and it said I was pregnant, and the father was some Pool attendant! EH?! OK I realise I could do with losing a bit of weight, but it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for a bloke to become "up the duff" (pregnant!) :shocked:

 

OK I know, I shouldn't take it seriously..

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I just had to try it and I got:

 

Congratulations, Jabberwocky! You're "with child", only the "Child" in question is a 210LB bouncing GUT!

Our remote testing system has detected that you're extremely fat. The Miracle Of Life has begun and has obviously been growing for the past 47 years, you fat git.

 

To see whether your "baby" is a boy, a girl, or a lifetimes worth of Farmfoods cheapest beefburgers click the "View My Baby" button below.

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Im having a boy:) 17lb 4oz

 

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW crosses legs

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Well am pregnant, i am having a gorgous baby boy weighing 10lb 6oz, and the daddy is the famous Bill Clinton, PMSL

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Well im having a baby!! Im having a girl who is going to have red hair and blue eyes and weigh 15lb 10oz OUCH!! and the father is Dick Cheney but i didn't like him so changed him to Neighbor Kid and shes going to be called Hayley Katie Neighbor Kid lol

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