Spaulding   10 #181 Posted August 14, 2005 Does nobody remember I've Farted by Ivor Biggun and the Rednobs?It was a brilliant song about farting, and for years was my "party piece" when ******.You even got sound effects.He also did I'm A ****** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
parcher   10 #182 Posted August 25, 2005 Oh gosh! I was supposed to be switching off the computer and knocking off for the night and I have just discovered this thread! Hilarious!  My first other half and I went strawberry picking once. As we worked along our line of strawberries, we started to notice a distinct country smell. Then, we realised that everytime the bloke on the line ahead of us bent down to pick a strawberry, he was letting one rip! Hubby and I had a hell of a job keeping a straight face after that.  We had a cat too who was a fart spotter. If she detected one in the house, she would go up to each person, sniff round them and when she discovered the culprit, she would first try to bury the evidence (very painful) and if all else failed, she would sit in front of the culprit, doing her impression of a bog brush and snarl at them! I developed very powerful buttock muscles as a result of her! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Kristian   11 #183 Posted August 27, 2005 Originally posted by parcher Oh gosh! I was supposed to be switching off the computer and knocking off for the night and I have just discovered this thread! Hilarious!  My first other half and I went strawberry picking once. As we worked along our line of strawberries, we started to notice a distinct country smell. Then, we realised that everytime the bloke on the line ahead of us bent down to pick a strawberry, he was letting one rip! Hubby and I had a hell of a job keeping a straight face after that.  We had a cat too who was a fart spotter. If she detected one in the house, she would go up to each person, sniff round them and when she discovered the culprit, she would first try to bury the evidence (very painful) and if all else failed, she would sit in front of the culprit, doing her impression of a bog brush and snarl at them! I developed very powerful buttock muscles as a result of her!  A trump sniffing cat? It's a shame 'That's Life' has ended! Can you imagine the look it would have had from Esther Rancid? (sic) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
parcher   10 #184 Posted August 27, 2005 Even funnier would have been having to demonstrate the cats powers in front of a bunch of cameramen and an audience! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Draggletail   58 #185 Posted August 29, 2005 I have inadvertently discovered a treasury of fart related wisdom, pages of gems like this  Is it possible for a fart to kill you? " A great many of you have asked if farts can be fatal, or if you can die from smelling a particularly bad fart. My initial response to this question was "no," but I thought I'd better ask a doctor. So now it is official, the medical opinion I received is no, a fart can't kill you. However, if you really work hard at it, you can manage to kill yourself with just about anything. I recently read of a man who hooked up his nose to his anus with a system involving a gas mask, rubber tubing and a hollow wooden post. He died of suffocation. This story comes from the Darwin Awards, and I personally cannot attest to the overall veracity of their stories  Other greats are:  Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts? How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose?  Where do farts go when you hold them in?  Get these and lots more here  Enjoy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Kristian   11 #186 Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Draggletail I have inadvertently discovered a treasury of fart related wisdom, pages of gems like this    Other greats are:    Get these and lots more here  Enjoy  What a fab site DT! Me likey already!  K x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Strix   11 #187 Posted August 29, 2005 But there was a case of a portly male found dead in his bed a few years ago. The cause of death was determined as methane poisoning, and he was identified as the only source for said methane  Not sure where to start looking for evidence of this absurd tale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Draggletail   58 #188 Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Kristian What a fab site DT! Me likey already!  K x  Just discovered this one from the same source... Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?  Tears streaming down my face with laughter, gotta go get a tissue and blow me nose :  It's all he sort of stuff you thought about as a kid really  isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Hels   10 #189 Posted August 29, 2005 Where I used to work I'd leave for the day in the lift. As the lift reached the ground floor, I'd regularly 'drop one' and then leave ... only for the next poor person to pick up the lift and gag  If I have to let one go when i'm in the supermarket. I stand next to someone, drop it, then clear off down another isle and watch the faces of the people passing by the other person!  My cat was asleep on my bed, I let one go and the cat 'meeoowed' loudly and jumped off the bed in search of fresh air.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Draggletail   58 #190 Posted August 29, 2005 You're evil, Hels :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Grim   10 #191 Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Strix But there was a case of a portly male found dead in his bed a few years ago. The cause of death was determined as methane poisoning, and he was identified as the only source for said methane  Not sure where to start looking for evidence of this absurd tale  This is an urban legend, methane is non toxic (although obviously if you were breathing only methane you'ld die of asphyxiation). I think it's on darwin awards as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
ReginaldD Â Â 10 #192 Posted September 1, 2005 Farting- it can be a laugh with mates but I find the woman don't find it as funny when i've being brewing a loud one! :hihi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...