Why are women so fond of having their backs scratched?

[rubydazzler 11]

My bird likes her back being scratched too. I might pop a large sheet of sand paper on the back of the bedroom door. Problem solved:)

You're missing the whole point of the back scratching ... That one single comment just sums up the dismissive male attitude to female needs

 

A sheet of sandpaper indeed! pffft!

[LordChaverly 10]

there is a G-spot (I have found out to my pleasure!!!)

 

Interesting. Do you think if I keyed the word into my sat nav that it would find it as well?

[Suffragette1 10]

Interesting. Do you think if I keyed the word into my sat nav that it would find it as well?

 

Then you may end up getting lost and finding yourself at a dead end. Remember the yellow pages ad? Let your fingers do the walking.

[cressida 1,570]

Interesting. Do you think if I keyed the word into my sat nav that it would find it as well?

 

well you should know where to find me by now LordC (if you havn't already, have you read Far East's rhymes lately too:blush:)

 

re the sat.nav. -you're always welcome to try!

[LordChaverly 10]

Then you may end up getting lost and finding yourself at a dead end. Remember the yellow pages ad? Let your fingers do the walking.

 

Fingers? Implicit in your answer is a reference to one of nature's design faults that alluded to in my first post.

[Suffragette1 10]

Fingers? Implicit in your answer is a reference to one of nature's design faults that alluded to in my first post.

 

Maybe you've been with the wrong women? I know which I'd rather have.

[johnbradley 10]

A sheet of sandpaper indeed! pffft!

 

Absolutely. And I'd definately hang it upstairs, so i don't have to hear her when i'm downstairs watching Top Gear, or polishing my statuette of Steven Seagal.

 

I'm popping down to Wickes right after this kebab;)

[rubydazzler 11]

Absolutely. And I'd definately hang it upstairs, so i don't have to hear her when i'm downstairs watching Top Gear, or polishing my statuette of Steven Seagal. I'm popping down to Wickes right after this kebab;)

You're a very wicked man, jb - I just hope the chilli sauce doesn't burn your mouth out

[Dozy 11]

Absolutely. And I'd definately hang it upstairs, so i don't have to hear her when i'm downstairs watching Top Gear, or polishing my statuette of Steven Seagal.

 

I'm popping down to Wickes right after this kebab;)

 

Mmmmm .... do you never wonder why your Steven Seagal statuette needs cleaning and polishing so much??

[waxonwaxoff 13]

I dont like having my back scratched. I do like it if my OH puts his hand lovingly on my back though. It gives me butterflies in my tummy.

[LordChaverly 10]

I dont like having my back scratched.

 

Perhaps you have just not met the right back-scratcher yet

[SatanInHeels 10]

Back scratching is amazing!! didnt know it was somethin so common.. thought i was just wierd!! more guys should be aware of this though.. so that they think to do it.. mmm..