megalithic   10 #853 Posted November 21, 2013 It's probably already been posted but anyway.  Scabs and matter custard Snot and bogey pie All mashed together with a dead dogs eye  Take a slice of mouldy bread Spread the _____ ? thick And wash it all down with a cup of cold sick.  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #854 Posted November 21, 2013 This is the version I was taught Megalithic  Scab and matter custard Toe nail pie Dead dogs giblets Cats squashed eye Hospital phlegm All nice and thick All washed down With a cup of cold sick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Nagel   10 #855 Posted November 21, 2013 Yum yum piggy's bum Wrap it up with chewing gum When it's sticky Pull it's dicky Yum yum piggy's bum  We had a variation of this -  Yum Yum chewing gum, Stick it up your mother's bum, When it's brown, Pull it down, Yum Yum chewing gum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
biggsy   10 #856 Posted November 21, 2013 (edited) This may already have been posted, I don't have time to read the whole 35 pages  In days of old when nights were bold and toilets weren't invented they dropped their load in the edge of the road and walked away contented!   Toby was a little dog a little dog was he He cocked his little rudder up to pee against a tree He saw some smoke arising and he thought it was on fire So he cocked his little rudder up and peed a little higher!!   I remember a few more about The captain of the lugger and such but they're a little naughty to put on here!!   Biggsy Edited November 21, 2013 by biggsy cuz eye carnt spel proply!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #857 Posted November 21, 2013 Not heard them before Biggsy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
maginu   10 #858 Posted November 21, 2013 from my old headteacher at hammerton road school in 1961 "feet take me east feet take me west feet take me home again to tea and let me rest" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
trastrick   866 #859 Posted November 22, 2013 Here's an old one from school, involving some local cigarette brands.  Little Willie Woodbine Called for Gertie Goldflake Took her for a Park Drive Laid her on the Turf  Pulled out his Cork Tip Pushed it in her Navy Cut No. 9 months later Out came Robin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
dawn19run   10 #860 Posted November 22, 2013 Aye tiddly aye tie I said I saw a sausage fall down dead. Seriously. My aunt Mag was always singing it to me.I wasnt keen,she had no teeth.  ---------- Post added 22-11-2013 at 11:42 ----------  There was a young man named falls, Who toured all the low music halls, His favourite trick was to stand on his head..... And roll round the floor on his elbows......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
janlizzy   10 #861 Posted November 22, 2013 oil (hole) in my stocking,oil in my clog, if you don't gi me a penny i'll punch your dog. This was said after carol singing instead of the God bless you bit.  Our version ended with hole in me bum where the s*** comes through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
maykay   10 #862 Posted November 29, 2013 Hitler has only got one ball The other is on the kitchen wall His mother, the dirty bugger She chopped it off when he was small Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jane2008   15 #863 Posted November 29, 2013 Hitler has only got one ball The other is on the kitchen wall His mother, the dirty bugger She chopped it off when he was small  I learned this as  Hitler he's only got one ball The other is in the Albert Hall His mother The dirty bugger Chopped it off 'cus it was too small Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
beezerboy   12 #864 Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) I learned this as Hitler he's only got one ball The other is in the Albert Hall His mother The dirty bugger Chopped it off 'cus it was too small  It was originally more like:-  Hitler ,he only had one ball, Goerrin had two but very small Himler, was very similar, But poor old Goebels had no balls at all.  -------------------------- Sticks and stones can break my bones, But whips and chains excite me . Edited November 30, 2013 by beezerboy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...