Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[victormh 10]

Sing to the tune of Rule Brittania

 

Rule Brittania

Marmalade and jam

5 Chinese fire crackers up your ass

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

 

Grey Eminence - Subang Jaya, Malaysia

[trastrick 866]

Little Willie WOODBINE

Called for Gertie GOLDFLAKE

Took her for a PARK DRIVE

Laid her on the TURF

 

Pulled out his CORK TIP

Put it in her NAVY CUT

Nine months later

There came ROBIN

[brian1941 11]

You are my sunshine

My double woodbine

My box of matches

My bottle of beer

 

 

..... more? and what was a "double woodbine"?

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Christ, them woodbines is a nail in the coffin. :roll:

[Grappler 12]

Another variation is

 

I'm Popeye the sailor man,

I lives in a caravan

There's a hole in the middle, where I have a piddle

I'm Popeye the sailor man

 

I remember in the infants school we used to sing

 

I'm Popeye the sailor man,

I live in a caravan

I like to go swimmin' with 20 bare women

I'm Popeye the sailor man

 

and the other classic infant school yard chant was (when a line of lads were walking along with arms round each others shoulders)

 

We want a gang but no girls allowed!

[scargill 10]

One from my grandad:-

 

Aunt Mariah she peed on the fire

The fire was too hot so she peed in the pot

The pot was too round so she peed on the ground

The ground was too flat so she peed on the cat

The cat ran away with the pee on its back.

[scargill 10]

As i was walking up the stairs

I met a man who wasn’t there

He wasn’t there again today

I wish, I wish he’d go away...

 

 

When I came home last night at three

The man was waiting there for me

But when I looked around the hall

I couldn’t see him there at all!

Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!

Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!)

[Bypassblade 10]

Sing to the tune of Rule Brittania

 

Rule Brittania

Marmalade and jam

5 Chinese fire crackers up your ass

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

 

Grey Eminence - Subang Jaya, Malaysia

 

Same tune,

 

Rule Britannia, 2 tanners make a bob

3 makes 1 and 6

And 4 two bob

[trastrick 866]

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Christ, them woodbines is a nail in the coffin. :roll:

 

I know, I smoked 'em.

 

It was the "double" that had me confused - double length, double strength?

[cookingfat50 10]

yes dozens of rugby songs but torude to print here but you can get copies of kinddle

[jules1955 10]

Mother Mariah

p****d on the fire,

the fire was too hot,

she p****D in the pot,

the pot was too round,

she p****d on the ground,

the ground was too flat,

she p****d on the cat,

and the cat ran away with the p**s on its back.

 

 

 

Here's another one.

 

One fine day in the middle of the night,

a fire broke out in the Atlantic,

a blind man saw it,

a deaf man heard it,

a man with no legs ran to fetch the fire brigade,

they ran over a dead cat and very nearly killed it,

a man was taken to hospital with burnt eyelashes

and syringed bootlaces.

 

I might have got mixed up with these, if anyone has the right version please post it.

.......my gran taught me both of these rhymes, much to my Mums dismay !!!!!

[cnctrain 10]

Yum yum piggy's bum

Wrap it up with chewing gum

When it's sticky

Pull it's dicky

Yum yum piggy's bum

[Jessoo 11]

Fletchers Bread made of lead,

When you eat it you drop dead.