Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[andysell 10]

Mary Ellen at the church turned up

Her dad turned up and her mam turned up

Her sister Gert, and her rich uncle Bert

Parson in his long white shirt turned up

 

But no bridegroom with the ring turned up

Just a telegram boy with his nose turned up

Brought a telegram to say that he didn't want to wed

And they found him in the river with his toes turned up

[Joto 11]

You all keep remembering these rhymes etc I never realized there was so many, thanks guys

[andysell 10]

Pull a little handle

Chu … chu … chu …

and away we go

down by the sea

where melons grow

back to my home

I dare not go

for if I do

my mother will say

I'VE BEEN OUT WITH POP MO' LIZZIE ALL DAY

[grinder 10]

Does anyone remember one that started-

 

"Why was he born so beautiful," ?

[andysell 10]

Why was he born so beautiful

Why was he born at all

He's no bloody use to anyone

He's no bloody use at all

[RickyO 10]

The elephant is a graceful bird

It hops from bough to bough

It builds its nest in a Rhubarb tree

And whistles like a cow

[grinder 10]

she hasn't a spot on her character,

she hasn't a spot on her clothes,

the only spot is the spot that she's got,

right on the end of her nose...

 

 

It's probably been said before but if you think I'm going to search back through that lot, your wrong ...

Edited March 30, 2011 by grinder

[PopT 10]

If a Centipede a pint

 

What did a Precipice?

 

 

 

 

 

A SHEER DROP

 

 

Happy Days! PopT

[sand_dollars 10]

Snot snot

Hot or not

give me a bucket

I`ll give you alot

lololololololo

[sand_dollars 10]

Sung to the tune 'Seasons in the Sun', by Terry Jacks

 

We had joy,

We had fun,

flickin' bogies at the sun,

when the sun got too hot,

all the bogies turned to snot!

 

My brother and I used to howl at that one, irritated the pants off my mum,

 

I remember the tune we used to sing that too as well terry jacks seasons in the sun lololololololol:hihi::hihi:

Edited March 31, 2011 by sand_dollars

[grinder 10]

The sexual urge of the Camel is stranger than most people think,

for some times in moments of passion he tries to make love to the Sphinx,

but the Sphinx's posterior passage is blocked by the sands of the Nile,

Which accounts for the humps of the camel and the Sphinx's mysterious smile...

Edited April 3, 2011 by grinder

[scousemouse 10]

It wasn't the cough

that carried him off

it was the coffin

they carried him off in!!!!

 

Gran used to recite this when she caught me smoking!!!!