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Gram told me another one:-

 

Mi father's a lavatory cleaner, he works in the middins at night,

And when he comes home in the mornin, he's covered all over in *****

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If there were small children present, the last words were always Sweet vi-o-lets!

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:hihi: thanks Suzy Q

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Wotchya doin in Canada Joto, when there are so many beautiful rhymes back here???

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(Sang to the tune of campdown races)

 

 

When I was young I had no sense

doo dah doo dah

 

Caught my bo...ocks on a barbed wire fence

oh doo dah day.

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Wotchya doin in Canada Joto, when there are so many beautiful rhymes back here???

 

I've lived here more than 34yrs now, and I was only 31 when I emigrated with my husband and 3 kids. So I've spent more than half my life here :bigsmile:

I love coming on this section and reading about days gone by in Sheffield.

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(Sang to the tune of campdown races)

 

 

When I was young I had no sense

doo dah doo dah

 

Caught my bo...ocks on a barbed wire fence

oh doo dah day.

 

That's why you're so different :hihi: just kidding :D

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We keep chickens in our back yard

we feed them on indian corn

 

Ones a f...

 

Just remembered the rest of the lyrics... Id be banned for a year if I finished that! :D

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Now you're teasing me, maybe you can pm me the rest

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Now you're teasing me, maybe you can pm me the rest

 

No way!

 

Theres swear words in it and call me old fashioned but I dont swear to ladies. Even ladies of the female persuasion :D

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My dad used to sing,

 

There once was a woman at ninety two,

Who had a fart and away it flew,

over the hedge and down the lane,

in through the farmers window pane.

 

The farmer got his rusty gun,

shot the fart and away it run,

over the hill and up the lane,

back up the womans a**e again.

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And Steptoad thanks for all those

Remember I know your mother and she's a lovely person

so we'll excuse her rhymes won't we :bigsmile:

 

If I thought that was true I'd be worried:confused:

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