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Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

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I've just remembered one a friend told me

 

Who-ee goo-ee was a worm (sorry Jabbers)

A silly worm was he

He went upon a railway track

A train he did not see

Who-wee goo-wee !

 

Sorry about the spelling but I've never seen it written (I wonder why :roll:)

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what were the other two my grandma used to sing...?

oh yeah

 

"Owd *insert name here* in't no good

Chop her up

For fire wood

When she's dead

Stand 'er on 'er 'ead

Then we'll 'ave some

Ginger bread!"

 

and the other one was:-

"Owd *plain-y's* a funny 'un

With a face like a spanish onion

And a nose like a Squashed tomato

We'll have some for tea!"

 

I know the second one and used to sing it to my kids :D

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"Insert name" once told me

shes got spots on her arse like a rasperry

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Keep it clean Jabbers or I'll print that rhyme about a worm again :nono::hihi:

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These are the ones my parents told me.

 

No wonder Im so twisted :D

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Remember the one Hospital phlegm all nice and thick........:gag:

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Ee by gum chum, my bum's numb

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Ham, lamb spam jam

corned beef, roast beef... I cant remember the rest.

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"Insert name" once told me

shes got spots on her arse like a rasperry

 

I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.

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I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.

 

These are new to me, keep em coming :hihi:

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I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.

 

Yeah thats it!

 

Trust me to get it wrong!

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Hi PT - my dad always used to sing,:-

She has a nose like a squashed tomato

& legs like two props.

 

His lullaby to me was always:-

Go to sleep my baby, close your pretty eyes.

Angels are above you, watching o'er you softly from the skies.

Great big moon is shining, & stars begin to peep.

It's time for little ......... ......... to go to sleep.

 

(Hardly ever worked though!)

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