Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[jennyren 10]

insy winsy spider climing up a spout . down came the rain and washed the spider out .out came the sun and washed away the rain.insy winsy spider came out again to play.

[only_me 11]

I seem to remember Alice Cooper using it in the background of his hit from about 30 yrs ago, "School's Out For Summer".

 

Thats the one PT your absolutely right.

[pretty_woman 10]

Wherever you may be ...

Let your wind break free...

In church or chapel ....

Let it rattle he he !

[Joto 11]

I remember that one pretty women

[lisalee 10]

Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John,

Went to bed with his stockings on,

One shoe off and one shoe on,

Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John.

 

My 82 year old grandma, God bless her, used to sing that to her kids, grandkids, and now, to her great grandkids.

[Harleyman 12]

There used to be one we said at Chapeltown Lound School directed at Warren School (wherever that was)

 

Oh dearie me,

Old Warren caught a flea,

He salted it and peppered it

And had it for his tea.

[Steptoad 12]

Here's another from my mothers book of verse,

 

Mathew, Mark, Luke And John went to bed with their trousers on,

In the middle of the night Mathew Mathew wanted to ****e, (rhymes with kite)

It must be done, it must be done, so out of the window he popped his bum.

A policeman who was passing by happened to look into the sky,

Come down come down they heard him cry.

Plop, Plop one in each eye.

 

Actually knowing my mother like I do I find it hard to believe she told me that as a child.

[Joto 11]

Thanks everybody I'm amazed and Steptoad you're a gentleman, and what a good memory:thumbsup: How about this one

 

Sugar and spice

And all things nice

That's what little girls are made of

Slugs and snails

And puppy dogs tails

That's what little boys are made of

 

That's how I remember it anyhow, can you tell I had 3 sisters and no brothers?

[jeano 10]

A trump is but a sigh of wind coming from the Heart

But if it takes the downward course then it's called a fart

It gives the person pleasure

And gives the bowels ease

It warms and heats the bedclothes

And suffocates the fleas.

 

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sung to te tune of on top pf olg smoky...

 

 

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table and onto the floor

And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

It rolled down the garden and under a bush

And then my old meatball got covered in slush

 

anybody add the rest?

 

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[jeano 10]

Just remembered another, how did we grow up normal?

 

Scatter matter custard snot and bogey pie

Dead dogs gibblets one cats eye

When you've made it nice and thick

Wash it all down with a cup of cold sick

 

we must have been horrible kids....

[jeano 10]

A trump is but a sigh of wind coming from the Heart

But if it takes the downward course then it's called a fart

It gives the person pleasure

And gives the bowels ease

It warms and heats the bedclothes

And suffocates the fleas.

 

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

sung to te tune of on top pf olg smoky...

 

 

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table and onto the floor

And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

It rolled down the garden and under a bush

And then my old meatball got covered in slush

 

anybody add the rest?

 

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[Steptoad 12]

... and Steptoad you're a gentleman..

thankyou nobody's called me a gentleman for a looooooooooong time:D

 

(I'm saving all the really rude stuff for another forum)

 

Here's one my daughters use at the moment after burping,

 

Pardon me for being so rude,

It was not me it was my food,

It just popped up to say hello,

Instead it stayed down below.

 

and my from my wife,

 

Arty Farty had a party,

All the farts were there,

Tutti Fruity did a beauty ,

And they all went out for air.