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I've can only remember this one grandma told me, but I'm hoping for many more contributions of funny verses, poems etc, the sillier the better, but keep it clean please.

 

If your Bob dunt gi ah Bob

that bob that your Bob owes

ah Bob, ah Bob's goin' to give

your Bob a bob int eye

 

 

Excuse my spelling of dialect but that's how grandma said it :D

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Blacky, blacky beetle

stick him on a needle,

pull his hair, make him swear,

Blacky blacky beetle.

 

 

God knows what it meant buy my parents were always reciting that to me when I was a sprog.

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One fine day, in the middle of the night,

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords, and shot each other...

 

(there is more, but I cannot remember the rest- sorry. I'm sure others will be able to fill in the gaps)

 

 

or how about

 

"Not last night but the night before

Three tom-cats came knocking at my door

One had a fiddle,

One had a drum,

And one had a pancake

Stuck to his bum!"

 

and the third is a bit of a risque one.. I'd better not say any more of it.

 

Once upon a time

The birds (*cough) the Line

And the monkeys chewed tobacco

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A little piggy run

with his fingers up his bum,

Shouting `whats the matter`

 

God I forgot about that one!

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Thanks Jabbers and PT for those :D

I love the 2nd one PT

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:shocked: jabbers, Itried to keep it clean! lol

 

I know... I cant stop myself :D

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A little piggy run

with his fingers up his bum,

Shouting `whats the matter`

 

God I forgot about that one!

 

Now you just made that one up, didn't you :hihi:

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Now you just made that one up, didn't you :hihi:

 

No its the second part of the Once upon a time a bird... the line one!

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While I was walking up the stair

I saw a man who wasnt there.

 

He wasnt there again today

Oh how I wish he`d go away.

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what were the other two my grandma used to sing...?

oh yeah

 

"Owd *insert name here* in't no good

Chop her up

For fire wood

When she's dead

Stand 'er on 'er 'ead

Then we'll 'ave some

Ginger bread!"

 

and the other one was:-

"Owd *plain-y's* a funny 'un

With a face like a spanish onion

And a nose like a Squashed tomato

We'll have some for tea!"

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Now you just made that one up, didn't you :hihi:

 

No, seriously! My grandparents and parents used to sing that rhyme to us as kids! I swear!

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