Joto   11 #13 Posted June 3, 2008 I've just remembered one a friend told me  Who-ee goo-ee was a worm (sorry Jabbers) A silly worm was he He went upon a railway track A train he did not see Who-wee goo-wee !  Sorry about the spelling but I've never seen it written (I wonder why ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #14 Posted June 3, 2008 what were the other two my grandma used to sing...? oh yeah  "Owd *insert name here* in't no good Chop her up For fire wood When she's dead Stand 'er on 'er 'ead Then we'll 'ave some Ginger bread!"  and the other one was:- "Owd *plain-y's* a funny 'un With a face like a spanish onion And a nose like a Squashed tomato We'll have some for tea!"  I know the second one and used to sing it to my kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #15 Posted June 3, 2008 "Insert name" once told me shes got spots on her arse like a rasperry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #16 Posted June 3, 2008 Keep it clean Jabbers or I'll print that rhyme about a worm again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #17 Posted June 3, 2008 These are the ones my parents told me.  No wonder Im so twisted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #18 Posted June 3, 2008 Remember the one Hospital phlegm all nice and thick........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jmdee   10 #19 Posted June 3, 2008 Ee by gum chum, my bum's numb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #20 Posted June 3, 2008 Ham, lamb spam jam corned beef, roast beef... I cant remember the rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
convict621   10 #21 Posted June 3, 2008 "Insert name" once told me shes got spots on her arse like a rasperry  I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Joto   11 #22 Posted June 3, 2008 I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.  These are new to me, keep em coming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jabberwocky   46 #23 Posted June 3, 2008 I was told, Old (insert name) once told me, Shes got spots on her belly like cherries on a tree.  Yeah thats it!  Trust me to get it wrong! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Suzy Q Â Â 10 #24 Posted June 3, 2008 Hi PT - my dad always used to sing,:- She has a nose like a squashed tomato & legs like two props. Â His lullaby to me was always:- Go to sleep my baby, close your pretty eyes. Angels are above you, watching o'er you softly from the skies. Great big moon is shining, & stars begin to peep. It's time for little ......... ......... to go to sleep. Â (Hardly ever worked though!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...