Remember any old silly verses etc you were told as a child

[kidley 48]

i know i isnt a verse but, i was told when i was young that if i ate raw vegetables i would get worms.

[pbroughton 10]

Ee by gum chum, my bum's numb

 

Eee by gum chum, my MUM'S bum is numb! - Least that's how I remember it.

[Babs-1 10]

Little Birdy flying high dropped a parcel from the sky, bye Gumm said the farmer. wiping his eye, how glad I am that cows don't fly.

[trastrick 866]

.I saw Esau

.Sittng on a seesaw;

.I saw Esau,

.Esau me..

 

Last line, : an' 'e saw me!

 

(as if anybody cares)

[Detetcive 10]

Mary had a little lamb

And it was always gruntin'

She tied it to a five bar gate

And kicked its little....I forget the rest

Edited August 7, 2015 by Detetcive

[grinder 10]

cant remember if ive posted in here before and cant be arsed to look through 50 soddin pages lol

 

some mi dad used to say that i remember

 

little doggy

crossing street

heavy lorry

potted meat

 

 

Pidgins flying in the sky

bang bang pidgin pie.

 

Silver fish swirls and dips

Whitby trawler Cod and chips.

Edited August 1, 2015 by grinder

[nomoney 10]

my mother used to sing to my boys when they where babies,

(is int a pity she only had one tity to feed the childern with)

and yes the wife played hell with me.

[3littlemaids 10]

’Twas christmas day in the workhouse

The snow was falling thick:

The inmates ate their dinner,

But it made ’em all feel sick;

Then up rose Bill the Basher,

His face as bold as brass---

“We don’t want your christmas pudding,

You can shove it [where the sun don't shine!]”

 

---------- Post added 17-08-2016 at 16:15 ----------

 

Mary had a little lamb

And it was always gruntin'

She tied it to a five bar gate

And kicked its little....I forget the rest

 

May had a little lamb,

She also had a duck;

She put them on the mantelpiece

To see if they would be friends.

Edited August 17, 2016 by 3littlemaids

[trastrick 866]

A lot of them started out, "They stood on the bridge at midnight....."

 

And, "There was a young man from Nantucket........."

[3littlemaids 10]

A lot of them started out, "They stood on the bridge at midnight....."

 

And, "There was a young man from Nantucket........."

 

 

What about that damn boy who was always standing on the burning deck?

[willybite 10]

Pidgins flying in the sky

bang bang pidgin pie.

 

Silver fish swirls and dips

Whitby trawler Cod and chips.

 

hiya grinder j, quite a while that we cor/corri/ wrote, am now living with my granddaughter and her husband and not fogetting my new g/granddaughter,they have a home in shropshire, near uttoxeter

 

remember having an autograph bought me i was about 12 at the time and older pupils were getting ready to leave so the autograph books came out and the first one i'll never forget was.

little birds that fly so high

drop their luggage from the sky

oh said the farmer whipeiing his eye

aren't i glad my cows non't fly

[DUFFEMS 56]

Talking of autograph albums, this was a popular one people wrote in them:

 

Oh the gusts the mighty gusts that blows the skirts up high

But God is just he sends the dust to blind the bad man's eye

 

Another one:

2 i's u r

2 i's u b

I c u r 2 i's 4 me