victormh   10 #901 Posted December 2, 2014 Jack Sprat could eat no fat His Wife could eat no lean So, between the two they licked the platter clean Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
TimmyR Â Â 10 #902 Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) .....mumble mumble 46 pages already mumble......... Edited December 2, 2014 by TimmyR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
beezerboy   12 #903 Posted December 2, 2014 It's only the hairs on the gooseberry,that stops it being a grape Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
entozoon   10 #904 Posted December 3, 2014 Can a shoe box? No but a tin can  ---------- Post added 03-12-2014 at 08:48 ----------  He's for everyone of us Stand for everyone of us He'll save with a mighty hand Every man every woman Every child - with a mighty flash  Flash!  Okay that doesn't count but.. we sang it at school Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
AlAN J Â Â 10 #905 Posted December 4, 2014 Here's a sing along I learnt as a kid, I was told it was from the charabanc trips to the seaside. .... There's some fine views in Sheffield, the finest of them all. Stands at the corner of Surrey street, it is the new town hall. The people passing by, all stand and cast their eye. It's not the clock they're looking at it's Vulcan and his cockadoodledoo. It's nowt to do wi you, leave it alone play wi your own cockadoodledoo. Â There was another that I just can't remember, maybe the little that I can will bring it to other's mind. The last word was repeated three times, two halves. There were three doctors, one called Archibald, one called Hitchcock. I can't remember the third doctor's name. We all went on a charabanc, chara chara chara , banc banc, banc. The doctor's name was Archibald, Archi Archi, Archi, bald, bald, bald. ................................Hitchcock, Hitchi, Hitchi, Hitchi, ****, ****, ****. (It continued to) We all went over a precipice, preci, preci, preci, pice, pice, pice. As far as I know these songs were only known in my immediate family, so it would be nice to know if others have heard them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hillsbro   27 #906 Posted December 4, 2014 ...As far as I know these songs were only known in my immediate family, so it would be nice to know if others have heard them.The second one sounds like "There were three Jews from Jerusalem". The lyrics vary, but one version can be seen here.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
AlAN J Â Â 10 #907 Posted December 4, 2014 The second one sounds like "There were three Jews from Jerusalem". The lyrics vary, but one version can be seen here.. Â Thanks Hillsbro maybe it was the same one or a slight variant, the link contains other versus that we used to sing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Chelle-82 Â Â 10 #908 Posted December 4, 2014 Everything comes r8 in wesh (not to be mistaken with 'out' in the wash) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
jaffa1 Â Â 10 #909 Posted December 4, 2014 We three kings of Orient are One in a bus and one in a car One on a scooter blowing his hooter Following yonder star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
shanes teeth   10 #910 Posted December 4, 2014 We three kings of Orient are One in a bus and one in a car One on a scooter blowing his hooter Following yonder star  Going to Hunters Bar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hillsbro   27 #911 Posted December 4, 2014 While Shepherds washed their socks by night, All seated round the tub, An Angel of the the Lord came down, And gave their socks a scrub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
shanes teeth   10 #912 Posted December 4, 2014 While shepherds washed their socks by night All seated in the snow The angel of the lord came down And said "use new OMO" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...