Plain Talker   11 #865 Posted November 30, 2013 It was originally more like:-  Hitler ,he only had one ball, Goerrin had two but very small Himler, was very similar, But poor old Goebels had no balls at all.  "Hitler, Only had one ball. Goering had two but very small Himmler Had something Similar Put poor old Goebbels had no balls at all" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Luke1987 Â Â 10 #866 Posted December 3, 2013 "Its a bit black o'er our Bills mothers" (referring to the weather) Â ---------- Post added 03-12-2013 at 23:29 ---------- Â Hear all, See all say nowt Eat all Sup all Pay nowt And if tha ever does owt for nowt Make sure tha does it for thi sen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
hobinfoot   25 #867 Posted December 5, 2013 My teacher asked us if we knew any rhymes when I was in the infants back in the 60s and mine was one my granddad taught me.  Here I sat broken hearted paid a penny for a sh*t and only f*rted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
mikebatty   10 #868 Posted December 6, 2013 One fine day, in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords, and shot each other...  (there is more, but I cannot remember the rest- sorry. I'm sure others will be able to fill in the gaps)   or how about  "Not last night but the night before Three tom-cats came knocking at my door One had a fiddle, One had a drum, And one had a pancake Stuck to his bum!"  and the third is a bit of a risque one.. I'd better not say any more of it.  Once upon a time The birds (*cough) the Line And the monkeys chewed tobacco  Go on ! " Poetic licence ". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Tyranna   10 #869 Posted December 6, 2013 I learned this as Hitler he's only got one ball The other is in the Albert Hall His mother The dirty bugger Chopped it off 'cus it was too small  I remember that one lol.  Here is a rather puzzling one which I seem to remember from cub scouts; I think it must be American because of the mention of 'schoolkids going to camp':  The Inspectors travel by chauffered limousine, The headmaster drives there in a Talbot Sunbeam the teachers they get the bus if it runs on time but all the poor old schoolkids get is marching in a line.  Thats the way the treat the schoolkids, Thats the way the treat the schoolkids, Thats the way the treat the schoolkids, When they go to camp.  The Inspectors they have roast beef, The headmaster he has ham The teachers they have bullied beef and sometimes they have ham but the poor old schoolkids they make do with a piece of bread and jam.  Thats the way the treat the schoolkids, Thats the way the treat the schoolkids, Thats the way the treat the schoolkids, When they go to camp.  The words are not entirely accurate, and there are several more verses, but there are probably quite a few of you who may also remember this sone and will bea ble to recall more of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Minnie M   10 #870 Posted December 12, 2013 I'm a poor Chinamannie come from China In a velly big ship come over here Wind blow velly rough, kicky up a bubbly Makee poor Chinamannie feel velly queer. I likee bow-wow, velly fine chow-wow I likee lily girl and she like me. I go a Hong Kong,whitee mannie come along Steal a lily girl from a poor Chinee   My grannie used to sing this to me when I was a child but I have never met anyone else who knows it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
el59yre   10 #871 Posted December 13, 2013 Eye tiddly eye tie brown bread I saw a sausage drop dead Up came the butcher with his axe and his knife The poor little sausage had to run for his life Eye tiddly eye tie brown bread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
flyer   10 #872 Posted December 13, 2013 Don't remember any ,But now fast approaching my second childhood so maybe this time some will stick Ha Ha HA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
davyboy   17 #873 Posted December 23, 2013 This was told to me by my great Uncle Charlie about 70 years ago I've always wanted to know where it came from, so if anyone knows please tell me.  There once was a chickabit who went for a walk, Met another chickabit and stopped to have a talk, One smoked a pipe, the other wore a hat, Trimmed with an onion, What d' you think of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
biggsy   10 #874 Posted December 23, 2013 There was one that you pointed to various bits of your anatomy and said-  Milk milk Lemonade Round the corner Chocolate's made!!  Can anyone make a guess at where you pointed?? :D    Biggsy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
davyboy   17 #875 Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) This from the same uncle about the same time when I was about 4 and found very frustrating as there seemed to be no story. The point of which I didn't understand until I was about 10 or 12. (although he had long since stopped telling me this "story")  Two men sat around a camp fire, one turned to the other and said "shall I tell you a story"?..... "Two men sat around a camp fire, one turned to the other and said shallI tell you a story"? "Two men sat around a camp fire......... and so on ad nauseum  ---------- Post added 23-12-2013 at 19:44 ----------  "Its a bit black o'er our Bills mothers" (referring to the weather) Great g/mother born 1870 and lived in East London used to say about the weather: "It's black as Newgit's knocker." as did my Aunt, my mother and even now, me.  Newgit= Newgate prison in London, closed in 1902. Edited December 23, 2013 by davyboy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...
Jim Hardie   496 #876 Posted December 23, 2013 There was one that you pointed to various bits of your anatomy and said- Milk milk Lemonade Round the corner Chocolate's made!!  Can anyone make a guess at where you pointed?? :D    Biggsy  Ha, ha. I remember that one as:  Me eyes, me nose, me mouth, me chin Follow me down to me Uncle Jim Uncle Jim makes lemonade Around the corner chocolate's made Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Share this content via...