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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then

I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all

of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out

of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to

drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry

about my liver."

 

-- Babe Ruth

 

 

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with

his fools.

 

-- Ernest Hemingway

 

 

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

 

 

-- Paul Hornung

 

 

 

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

 

-- H.L. Mencken

 

 

 

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When

we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to

heaven.

So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

 

-- George Bernard Shaw

 

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

-- Benjamin Franklin

 

 

 

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is

beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the

wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

 

-- Dave Barry

 

 

 

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.

 

--

W.C. Fields

 

 

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

 

-- Professor Irwin Corey

 

 

 

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a

can!

 

-- Leo Durocher

 

 

 

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to

his buddy, Norm:

 

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as

fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the

slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

 

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the

general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the

regular killing of the weakest members.

 

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the

slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills

brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

 

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain

cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

 

"That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

And here's some that i think you might have missed.

 

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=334181

 

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=334135

 

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=334118

 

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=334098

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It's amazing the number of those quotes i've used in the past!

Another good'n syrup

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It's amazing the number of those quotes i've used in the past!

Another good'n syrup

 

Where does he get them all from ?

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Some how I doubt he has a job. Either that or he's just finding them on the internet or forums.

I'm not complaining though! Keep 'em coming

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Some how I doubt he has a job. Either that or he's just finding them on the internet or forums.

I'm not complaining though! Keep 'em coming

 

Yes, we get a laugh Dave dont we ?

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Thanks for the laughs everyday syrup :hihi:

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Beer, the cause of and solution to the problem.

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i always drive extra carefully, when drunk.

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On ‎09‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 14:10, dacrlit said:

Beer, the cause of and solution to the problem.

Or as my grandpa used to say "Beer, when a man's well makes him ill. Beer makes a man well when he's ill."

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"When I heard about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." That's hilarous 😂 I can't believe I've not come across that before.

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Lol, I love joke lines from WC Fields but never heard that one before.Ha ha ha.

Great post all around, did this o p evolve into Zakes? 😂

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