Help! I'm No Longer Pretty! I broke My Nose!

[Jabberwocky]

I did once break my toe, though.

 

A Roman toe...?

 

I broke my sweet little toe a few years ago and put a pic of it, black toenail and all on SF to delight and enchant the forumers.

 

The ladies who fell in love with that trotter are too numerous to mention.

[metaphoria]

A Roman toe...?

 

I broke my sweet little toe a few years ago and put a pic of it, black toenail and all on SF to delight and enchant the forumers.

 

The ladies who fell in love with that trotter are too numerous to mention.

 

Mojo wanted to eat it whilst watching tele.

[mojo1]

Yeah I can drive and I visit Sheffield often.

 

 

heh heh heh

 

Dozy's bought me a cricket bat so bring it on!!:hihi:

[mojo1]

Mojo wanted to eat it whilst watching tele.

 

I was just telling my little love monkey how much I liked you.......now I take it back:suspect:

[Jabberwocky]

Dozy's bought me a cricket bat so bring it on!!:hihi:

 

So Ill finally get my crotch-sniffer straightened? Ill finally be pretty...?

[metaphoria]

I was just telling my little love monkey how much I liked you.......now I take it back:suspect:

 

It wasn't me, it was Wocky who started it.

 

Tell love monkey...I know you don't really like stinky toes.

[Jabberwocky]

It wasn't me, it was Wocky who started it.

 

Tell love monkey...I know you don't really like stinky toes.

 

Ill have you know that Mojo was entranced by my tootsie peg! I posted a pic each week until the nail fell off and she used to BEG for more pics!

 

It was a digital camera too and very clear so you could almost smell the cheese.

[metaphoria]

Ill have you know that Mojo was entranced by my tootsie peg! I posted a pic each week until the nail fell off and she used to BEG for more pics!

 

It was a digital camera too and very clear so you could almost smell the cheese.

 

I was just telling myself, just how much I liked her, now I take it back.

[mojo1]

Ill have you know that Mojo was entranced by my tootsie peg! I posted a pic each week until the nail fell off and she used to BEG for more pics!

 

It was a digital camera too and very clear so you could almost smell the cheese.

If and when I finally meet you, you will understand pain on a level man has yet to experience.

 

 

 

 

And there's the small matter of the worm!!

[Jabberwocky]

If and when I finally meet you, you will understand pain on a level man has yet to experience.

 

 

 

 

And there's the small matter of the worm!!

 

Youre saying that like its a bad thing! As if itd worry m-..

 

worm...?

 

 

No.

 

dont...

 

not that.