Help! I'm No Longer Pretty! I broke My Nose!

[Jabberwocky]

I'm sorry...I know we aren't supposed to judge someone by looks alone but....well, frankly....it's not just your nose thats the problem is it? Quite honestly, you should really spend the rest of your life with a brown paper...better still...polythene bag over your head.

 

I tried that with the polythene bag and had a little fall at Skegness beach, the bag fell off and I grabbed the first thing that was within my reach.

I ended up walking around with a jellyfish in a condom stuck to my cranium.

[mort]

I tried that with the polythene bag and had a little fall at Skegness beach, the bag fell off and I grabbed the first thing that was within my reach.

I ended up walking around with a jellyfish in a condom stuck to my cranium.

 

As style statements go though Jabbers I have to say as a look it's very you.

[CottonTop]

Funny thing, as I get older, I like perfection in a face less and less. A man's face with, as your OH put it, character, is far more attractive than one that has a perfect texture and perfect nose.

 

I say, wear that "snot cannon" proudly, Jabs.

[Mathom]

Grow a half moustache on the opposite side to the 'kink' and then you can create a diversion

[Jabberwocky]

Grow a half moustache on the opposite side to the 'kink' and then you can create a diversion

 

It isnt a kink its an entire detour!

[Jabberwocky]

Funny thing, as I get older, I like perfection in a face less and less. A man's face with, as your OH put it, character, is far more attractive than one that has a perfect texture and perfect nose.

 

I say, wear that "snot cannon" proudly, Jabs.

 

Maybe Im going through a mid life crisis or something, but theres something about being able to sniff the back of my own neck thats starting to freak me out.

[Jabberwocky]

As style statements go though Jabbers I have to say as a look it's very you.

 

It was quite chewy too once I ran out of wrigleys

[ShinyPurple]

I tried that with the polythene bag and had a little fall at Skegness beach, the bag fell off and I grabbed the first thing that was within my reach.

I ended up walking around with a jellyfish in a condom stuck to my cranium.

 

Eeeeeeeeew......that's revolting.......Skegness.....eeeeeew

[Jabberwocky]

Eeeeeeeeew......that's revolting.......Skegness.....eeeeeew

 

Well it was all I could afford! They halved my pay at the freak show!

[mojo1]

Right I'm back! Cricket bat (supplied by Dozy) and wet tea towel in hand.

 

 

 

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