Help! I'm No Longer Pretty! I broke My Nose!

[Rotherhamer]

Alright as much as I would enjoy resetting you nose with a cricket bat, I'm a bit skint this month.

I just thought you might be willing to fork out a few pounds to satisfy your vanity.

 

 

And if you're not willing to pay to be abused by a lady, then you're not the man any of us hoped you were.

Quick somebody break my nose.....mojo..abuse me..abuse me..Im not a wimp like Jabber

[mojo1]

Quick somebody break my nose.....mojo..abuse me..abuse me..Im not a wimp like Jabber

 

Well I would, but I've got the washing up to do.

 

 

 

 

I could always whip you with a wet tea towel I suppose:hihi:

[Rotherhamer]

Well I would, but I've got the washing up to do.

 

 

 

 

I could always whip you with a wet tea towel I suppose:hihi:

On mi way where are you pant pant

[Jabberwocky]

LOOK!

 

I just want to be pretty again! Pretty like when I was-...

 

erm...

 

When I was...

 

When I...

 

 

I just want a nose I cant sniff round corners with, ok?

[Dozy]

Well, I certainly can't be doing with getting married to someone who is proboscally challenged, so I will splash out for the cricket bat as my wedding present to you.

 

Should the nose-straightening ceremony take place just before the marriage or do you think the vicar would allow us to incorporate it in the service?

[Jabberwocky]

Well, I certainly can't be doing with getting married to someone who is proboscally challenged, so I will splash out for the cricket bat as my wedding present to you.

 

Should the nose-straightening ceremony take place just before the marriage or do you think the vicar would allow us to incorporate it in the service?

 

Its not going to turn out like some Arthurian Exaclibur thing is it? Lots of women queuing up with cricket bats to try to straighten my nose out! The one who gets it straightest gains my dainty hand in marriage!

[ASPGuru]

Its not going to turn out like some Arthurian Exaclibur thing is it? Lots of women queuing up with cricket bats to try to straighten my nose out! The one who gets it straightest gains my dainty hand in marriage!

 

I don't think it's your dainty hand they are after

[mort]

No, it's his manly schnozzle i've got my eye on :hihi:

[Dozy]

Excusez moi, but that is my betrothed you're discussing. He is not some old banger being broken down for spare parts (yet!)

[Sara1312]

Ok, to be more accurate, I had my snotter popped many times over the years and it never really used to bother me, I quite LIKE looking battered and worn, it shows that I lived a hard, violent life and not some namby-pamby pampered, tame existance like a lot of people have, but this afternoon I took some pics of myself snarling as I clamped my jaws down on a lump of raw steak.

 

Look, I did it for facebook, ok? People DO that sort of thing on there so stop looking at me as if Im a loony.

 

Any road up, as I looked at the pics, I noticed that my nuwerz is almost a C shape! A broken nose is one thing, I dont mind that, but when ones snot-box looks like a bow is another thing altogether!

 

Would the NHS straighten it for me? Would I have to go private?

Would it hurt...?

Would I faint like the nancy boy that I actually AM in reality...?

 

 

Do you have any idea how they fix broken noses??? It isn't a nice procedure and I can bet it will be agony afterwards! I have a broken nose, granted it's not too bad, although noticible. I hate it, but would never have to guts to have it fixed, stuff that pain is for the brave not me!

 

If you would like the NHS to do it, simply go to your Dr and tell him your very depressed because your nose is so bent! This may help.