Help! I'm No Longer Pretty! I broke My Nose!

[HappyHoosier]

I broke my sweet little toe a few years ago and put a pic of it, black toenail and all on SF to delight and enchant the forumers.

 

The ladies who fell in love with that trotter are too numerous to mention.

 

You're nothing but a big tease, JW! How many times have I begged to see the ugly toe? Why did Mojo get to see the toe? Why can't I see the toe? Huh? Why?

 

I want to see the toe!!!

[Dozy]

You're nothing but a big tease, JW! How many times have I begged to see the ugly toe? Why did Mojo get to see the toe? Why can't I see the toe? Huh? Why?

 

I want to see the toe!!!

 

Oh, dearie me, I think you're spending far too much time on the Forum. I'm sure you used to be a perfectly normal person, but now you're fixated on Mr Wocky's toe, which can't be right

[Jabberwocky]

Well.

 

Thanks to certain... ladies, and I use that word only because Im very tired and sarky, I spent a restless night with a certain tune echoing around my head.

When I finally DID fall asleep I dreamed I was in the Wicker giving a guided tour to a worm while forumers drove past in cars and yelled obscenities at me from the car windows.

I could list names, oh YES I could, but Im a gentleman so Ill decline.

 

 

 

God I need more coffee...

[*Peaches*]

oh no, not the coffee

[2001louise]

i had my nose broken a while ago, that didnt hurt, just aload of blood and two black eyes.

 

it hurt the most a week later, when i had 2 very long needles inserted either side of the bridge of the nose, very very painful, i was gripping onto the chair, tears was rolling round my face and you could hear me screaming down the ward, feeling the liquid running down the back of your throat wasnt very nice to say the least.

 

after 5 minutes the doctor was swinging yes swinging on my nose to get it back in line, (the pain was worse then giving birth), she was pushing it one way, then the other and all the time she was saying sorry to me.

after what felt like eternity, it cracked back into place, but still not straight, but i can live with it.

 

i would rather give birth over and over again, then having my nose reinlined again

[Jabberwocky]

Sod that for a lark then!

 

If thats what you go through, Id rather keep my handsome yet twisted fizzog!

[ShinyPurple]

Well.

 

Thanks to certain... ladies, and I use that word only because Im very tired and sarky, I spent a restless night with a certain tune echoing around my head.

When I finally DID fall asleep I dreamed I was in the Wicker giving a guided tour to a worm while forumers drove past in cars and yelled obscenities at me from the car windows.

I could list names, oh YES I could, but Im a gentleman so Ill decline.

 

 

 

God I need more coffee...

 

LAYDEEZ AND GENTLEPEEPS....LIVE FROM LEICESTER....ITS THE JABBERWOCKY

 

:headbang:

[Jabberwocky]

Address not valid....? Im not valid...?

[ShinyPurple]

Address not valid....? Im not valid...?

 

Maybe your anti-virus software also protects against worms so you might have to cut & paste:

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNLYxgMGuE

[Jabberwocky]

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

 

I saw the name of the thing and closed the page down! I ALMOST HEARED IT!

 

Oh how I hate that damn song...