Jabberwocky Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Ok, to be more accurate, I had my snotter popped many times over the years and it never really used to bother me, I quite LIKE looking battered and worn, it shows that I lived a hard, violent life and not some namby-pamby pampered, tame existance like a lot of people have, but this afternoon I took some pics of myself snarling as I clamped my jaws down on a lump of raw steak. Look, I did it for facebook, ok? People DO that sort of thing on there so stop looking at me as if Im a loony. Any road up, as I looked at the pics, I noticed that my nuwerz is almost a C shape! A broken nose is one thing, I dont mind that, but when ones snot-box looks like a bow is another thing altogether! Would the NHS straighten it for me? Would I have to go private? Would it hurt...? Would I faint like the nancy boy that I actually AM in reality...?
mojo1 Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 I can straighten it out for you, all it will cost you is the price of a cricket bat.
Jabberwocky Posted March 28, 2008 Author Posted March 28, 2008 I can straighten it out for you, all it will cost you is the price of a cricket bat. Id have to bloody-well pay??? I dont wanna go private! Cant you buy the bat yourself...?
mojo1 Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Id have to bloody-well pay??? I dont wanna go private! Cant you buy the bat yourself...? You want me to fix it for free? Anyone would think I'd take pleasure in the act!!
Jabberwocky Posted March 28, 2008 Author Posted March 28, 2008 You want me to fix it for free? Anyone would think I'd take pleasure in the act!! Well if you didnt then youre not the lady I hoped you were!
metalman Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 You could find that it opens some doors career-wise. Having an almost unrecognisable nose seems to be a prerequisite for the job of managing Birmingham City (first Bruce, then Macleish). If they go down I'd get my CV ready if I was you.
Rotherhamer Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Dont worry about it Jabber..remember the old saying.."you cant make a silk purse out of a pigs ear":D:D
shoeshine Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Have you tried a "Vinegar and Brown Paper" Poultice, Jabber?
Rotherhamer Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Have you tried a "Vinegar and Brown Paper" Poultice, Jabber? What!!..with a nose like that..it would be cheaper for him to buy the cricket bat mentioned earlier:D
mojo1 Posted March 28, 2008 Posted March 28, 2008 Well if you didnt then youre not the lady I hoped you were! Alright as much as I would enjoy resetting you nose with a cricket bat, I'm a bit skint this month. I just thought you might be willing to fork out a few pounds to satisfy your vanity. And if you're not willing to pay to be abused by a lady, then you're not the man any of us hoped you were.
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