Definitions for Sheffield areas

[moogie 10]

A few months ago and friend and I started to make up joke definitions for sheffield areas - like this..

 

Silverdale - well known country and western singer

Killamarsh - heavy weight world champion boxer

Crystal peaks - famous page 3 model

Woodhouse Mill - legendry shakespearian actor

 

well get the idea? I've forgotten loads bu thought you lot out there might come up with some good ones :D

[Jon 10]

Parson Cross - an upset Vicar

[Cycleracer 10]

Longley....To take your time during sex.

[max 13]

Walkley - buses only go as far as Commonside

[stephstellar 10]

Broomhill - the annoying little pile of dust you chase round the floor with a sweeping brush

 

Tapton - having been asked for bus fare home/price of a cuppa etc.

 

Heeley - feeling like an old sock, eg on waking up with a hangover: "I'm a bit heeley this morning"

[greennigel 10]

Commonside - flatcapped detective in wheelchair

 

Greystones - elderly butler

 

Bents Green - gay member of friends-of-the-earth

[t020 11]

unremoved due to freedom of speech

 

Manor = drugs and crime capital of the north

 

 

[kittykat 10]

dore - a big posh wooden door

 

 

 

(sorry thats the best i can do)

[RPG 10]

Norton - full of heavy zeros

 

Birley - Home to all the bouncers

 

Hillsboro' - a library for hills

[DaBouncer 13]

Originally posted by RPG

Birley - Home to all the bouncers

I'm not from Birley I'll have you know!

 

Rotherham - Dodgy river pig meat

[Andy 10]

Halfway - not there yet.

Crookes - where the criminals live

[Chris 10]

Intake - the bits of the film that don't end up on the cutting-room floor

Beauchief - Head of the pollen collectors