koenigsinger Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 I am not a man of gut reaction and violent tendency, it has never been a part of my character. Today however my limits of disbelief have been stretched beyond breaking point as I watched a slack jawed grinning imbecile in his regulation 'rounders hat' riding a bmx bike and carrying a large pole of some description like a lance. He almost cracked it into the bus as it rounded the corner from pinstone street, and then rode off , obviously pleased with himself, and undoubtedly up to no good, off down the moor. It is time, for decent people to say no more, the time has come for reclaiming the streets and washing this human detritus away, they are contributing nothing to society except more mewling puking offspring who will beget even more. I dont know how we can achieve this in a non violent way, and I fear that the time for leniency and attempting to understand these people is past, I cannot believe I am about to suggest this, but forced sterilisation, stop and search and detainment without charge on suspicion MUST be implemented immediately. I once cried 'human rights' about such draconian laws, no longer, we are living in fear of attack on a daily basis by this unwashed uneducated underclass and they must be removed. sorry, its been an irredeemably bad day and I am going to demolish a very nice bottle of malt.
koenigsinger Posted March 18, 2008 Author Posted March 18, 2008 thanks tony, that actually made me laugh out loud, which given the day it has been, was quite an achievement, it's also helped me gain a little perspective. cheers
cressida Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 perhaps he was doing something similar to carrying a wooden clothes prop home for his mummy - ahh!!!
babychickens Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 My husband rides a BMX. It is unlikely that you saw him though, because you would have commented on his general level of consideration for others...seriously, the old ladies of Walkley used to get quite excited when they saw him coming because they all liked him very much indeed.
Smunchkin Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 My husband rides a BMX. It is unlikely that you saw him though, because you would have commented on his general level of consideration for others...seriously, the old ladies of Walkley used to get quite excited when they saw him coming because they all liked him very much indeed. I would keep my eye on him if I were you.
JFKvsNixon Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 I cannot believe I am about to suggest this, but forced sterilisation ........... MUST be implemented immediately. The problem here is that it is difficult to predicted who is going to parent (or lack of parent) problem children. I've known people who are a credit to our society have awful parents, and not all of them are working class.
shoeshine Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 My husband rides a BMX. It is unlikely that you saw him though, because you would have commented on his general level of consideration for others...seriously, the old ladies of Walkley used to get quite excited when they saw him coming because they all liked him very much indeed. Spot the unintentional but potential "double entendre" in the above post, folks! Only joking, babychickens. I know what you really meant.
babychickens Posted March 18, 2008 Posted March 18, 2008 Spot the unintentional but potential "double entendre" in the above post, folks! Only joking, babychickens. I know what you really meant. So what if he likes showing off for older women?
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