SYorksDeano Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 Many years ago a went out on a date with this girl who was hot as hell, i mean totally out of my league. We went to the boozer and things were going great, then we went to the cinema where i fell asleep during the film. Never heard from her again. Done the falling alseep in the cinema trick before. Last time I did that was during Ali G' In Da House................ don't think I was on my own either
The Rat Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 I found out a few years ago that when I was a teenager my dad used to hide down the road behind a hedge to leap out on my young beau (after he'd walked me home and dropped me off), grab him by the front of his shirt and yell (very impressively, bearing in mind that my dad's even taller than me): WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO MY DAUGHTER???? I spent years thinking that the lack of second dates was down to something I'd done. I still think about you. I never told him what I did to you though.
Fareast Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 When I was young and foolish [ as opposed to now, old and foolish ] and lived in the fair city of Sheffield, I had a ' hot ' date with a worthy local ' femme fatale. ' O.K. she was a tad overweight and her only interest in life was drinking Stones Best Bitter but........she was a femme and she may well have been fatale. I ' wined ' and dined her at a posh McDonalds and then took her for a gentle walk round the bottom of Duke Street. After that it was a visit to a nearby hostelry where we had half a bitter each. I didn't bother getting any crisps as we'd already dined. Later, as the night neared its end, I invited her back to my pad for a nescafe. I explained that she'd have to pay the bus fare as I didn't have enough money on me. She said she hadn't any money either, walked off home and, to be honest, I haven't seen her since. I was heartbroken at the time as she had a very good job in the steelworks but, I soon got over it through a rich, old lady from near the Manor Top ; all snakes and ladders, I suppose.
Flooz Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 I don't believe in sexual relationships before marriage.... can't figure out why it puts them off? hmmm
EdnaKrabappe Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 Lol oh dear, a theme arising today. I was like the queen of bad dates at one bit. Even one where it wasn't so bad, although i didn't fancy him we had a nice meal, a few drinks, he'd brought a box of chocolates for me (aw) I was driving him back to the train station when he started very randomly and unrelated to anything talking about seeing dead people! We actually stayed in touch for a bit after and i realised he was probably just a bit nervous and looking for something to talk about! One man told me for about forty five minutes about how letters went through the post office.. and how he thought we had lots in common because he'd been to a gig once at wembley. I can't talk about one experience last year that wasn't really a date as such but some of my friends call me, person who brings random weirdos out!
StarSparkle Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 Many years ago a went out on a date with this girl who was hot as hell, i mean totally out of my league. We went to the boozer and things were going great, then we went to the cinema where i fell asleep during the film. Never heard from her again. I have to say - I kind of think that serves you right... StarSparkle
EdnaKrabappe Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 Many years ago a went out on a date with this girl who was hot as hell, i mean totally out of my league. We went to the boozer and things were going great, then we went to the cinema where i fell asleep during the film. Never heard from her again. LOl! This one made me laugh. What an opportunity for her! She should have asked you if you were tired and if you fancied a lie down!
Mr_Squirrel Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 I once had a spectacular failure on the dating front....... Having picked up the young lady in a chauffeur driven Bentley then an expensive meal with champagne and all the trimmings, i went to the loo and scarpered through the bog window........... Hang on, that was a Success!!
HappyHoosier Posted March 16, 2008 Posted March 16, 2008 How about one of those dates that turns out not to be a date? A guy from work invited me to a concert because he "happened to have an extra ticket." I was delighted to accept ... only to have him ask me to pay for my ticket and drive myself to the venue! We went out a few more times and every time he "forgot" his wallet. He's the most expensive guy I never dated!
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