The Next Commons' Speaker?

[slimsid2000]

Who should be the next Speaker of the House of Commons. I will go for a Conservative as it is their turn?

[4U2NV]

A fit bird, politics could do with a bit of glamour.

[DIVA]

A fit bird, politics could do with a bit of glamour.

 

Anne Widdicombe it is then.

 

She said she was leaving politics as she wanted more tv/media coverage, didn't she? Probably not a glamourous enough role for her these days.

[NEKRO138]

I couldn't give a rat's ass. What difference will it make to me?

[Fareast]

What we need is somone from outside the 2 or 3 mainstream parties ; we need someone with a good strong voice who is used to keeping order amongst the ranks ; someone who can perhaps intimidate the rowdier elements in the House.

 

I think Prof. Stanley Unwin is no longer with us now, so how about three cheers for Dr. Ian Paisley or Martin McGuinnes ? The only other person who springs to mind is the uncorruptable, strong-willed, steely-eyed, macho-man Peter Mandelson.

[Rich]

Anyone but John Prescott!

 

The man is a complete numpty!

[shoeshine]

I reckon it should be Hazel "Blurs".

 

For: A pretty face (for her age).

 

Against: She'd need a high cushion (at taxpayer's expense) from John Lewis's so the TV cameras can see her!

 

Order! Order!

[Fareast]

Rich, I must disagree with you there. Surely, Mr.Prescott would make a fine Mr. Speaker of the first order [!].

 

" I'm not 'avin' all this row. Shurrup or I'll cum o'er theer an' gie ye a Hull Kiss. Gerrit me owld ?

Right now weer worra ? Oh yeah. 'ang on weer's me pencil ? Nah, lissen, Mr. Camelot, yer can't say that abaht a Right On Dishonourable member. In fac' ther' s no talkin' abaht members' members in this 'ouse.

Mr. Balls, sit thissen dahn. Tha's jus' talkin' a load o wotsits. Stop wavin' yer order papers at me luv. Wot name ? Widowscomb ? Well, t'lav's just ovver theer, luv, lav, luv. Oh bugger it.

Gimmee that mace 'n all. No yer can't sell it to t' Yanks, yer daft prat. We not that skint in Britain yet. Oh we are ? Wot's thy monniker then ? Look, pal, don't call me ' darlin' ' or thy'll get a bunch o' fives like I ged that Browny yisterday and annuver thing........"

 

At least, we in Yorkshire could understand him better than Comrade Martin.