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One hell of a dump! Woman rescued after sitting on the loo for 2 years

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She should`ve done it for charity, "A POUND A POO!"

At least then it wouldn`t have been 2 years wasted!

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Quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I have heard.

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You don't have mentally ill people in England?

 

Not to my knowledge, no :D

 

 

 

What about... you know when you go for a grunties and you read a book and you read a few chapters, and when you finally stand up, your legs have turned to jelly...?

 

I wonder if she had that...

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Must have had one hell of a liking for curries, I'd say...

 

No, seriously, she will need some serious physiotherapy after being in -well- sitting position for two years, imagine trying to go to sleep like that, for God's sake...

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It must have been true love- her boyfriend leaving her there for two years to have an affair with the toilet :)

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She was determined to finish that crossword.

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Apparently it was the floater from hell and her struggles to banish the beast were made all the harder by a dodgy flush.

 

It was one of those ones that required two quick presses followed by one hard push and a hold. She is reported to have been devastated when one of her rescuers discovered the 'knack' at just the third attempt.

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Imagine the dingleberries :gag:

 

Yeah, she mustn't have wiped for two years. Take more than Charmin' to shift that...

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Yeah, she mustn't have wiped for two years. Take more than Charmin' to shift that...

 

Nah! The local kids got to beat them off with sticks like a big pinyata :hihi:

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Nah! The local kids got to beat them off with sticks like a big pinyata :hihi:

 

URGH!!:gag:

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