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I entered my expenditures and it showed the result "You are being royally screwed. You only ever use the NHS and the rest of your tax goes on letting asylum seekers have tea parties, Allowing vermin to buy scratchcards and lager and to pay for the peasant underclass to bring even more illiterate, unwanted proto-criminals into the world".

 

I didn't think it'd be that accurate :hihi:

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£281.16 better off.

Ah but spending forty pounds more on fuel, £20 ish more on food and my electric standard direct debit is doubling due to it having a deficit for the last few months so extra £14 a month.

 

 

Single people NEVER get anything in the budget except tax shoved on our expenses of alcohol. Don't they know we have to go out or die of boredom on our own?

 

Where's the monster raving loony party when you need them?

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