Jabberwocky Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Just got back from the hospital where my sprog had to have a few tests, and while we were there, we sat in the waiting room and this piece of blonde totty walked in and approached the receptionist and said `psspepwsswswswwssssssst" The receptionist replied in a loud, clear voice "Yes, you need to go down the corridor and its first on the left" The totty said "wssst" and left. I noticed then that everyone who came in whispered! WHY?!? Ok, fair enough, if it was a VD clin.... cli... one of those places where they check for STDs then ok, no problem, you wouldnt expect anyone but a loony to go in there and loudly proclaim "I HAVE AN ITCHY WILLY!" would you? But an ordinary quacks? As I spoke to my other half and sprog, I realised that I was also muttering, so I thought sod it and started to speak loudly. Trouble is, everyone started to stare at me then... So, bunny wabbits, Why do you whisper in the docs? Do YOU stare at people who speak at a normal level? Have YOU ever proclaimed to the world and its brother that you have itchy bits..? OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME! TELL ME, DAMNIT!
NEKRO138 Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 I don't want everyone kowing about the rash, that's why I whisper. But then announcing it on a public forum won't help.
Jabberwocky Posted March 11, 2008 Author Posted March 11, 2008 And another thing! The doctor wore a very short skirt, and sat down across from me to talk, and while she was talking she kept pulling the skirt down over her thighs. I wasnt looking, really I wasnt..... Ok maybe out of the corner of my eye, sneakily, but why wear a short skirt that shows everything off if you dont want people to see it all?!? and drool...
Jabberwocky Posted March 11, 2008 Author Posted March 11, 2008 And another thing! why have all those leaflets about the place telling you how to eat properly and take exercise and be healthy? Its too bleedin late if youre in the doctors office isnt it??? ISNT IT?????
sazk23 Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Jabber u proper make me giggle. i love your posts. but there is nothing worse than a person coming into the docs and tellin all and sundry their medical problems but u have given me somethin to ask my mom about, she works as a receptionist in a docs surgery. i will investigate and see what she says
Dozy Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 And another thing! why have all those leaflets about the place telling you how to eat properly and take exercise and be healthy? Its too bleedin late if youre in the doctors office isnt it??? ISNT IT????? Doctor's office??? Have you taken leave of what few senses you had, man. We have doctor's surgeries in this country - not bleddy offices!! You're watching too much American TV, again.
Jabberwocky Posted March 11, 2008 Author Posted March 11, 2008 Doctor's office??? Have you taken leave of what few senses you had, man. We have doctor's surgeries in this country - not bleddy offices!! You're watching too much American TV, again. I couldnt spell the word Surgery! I can now cos I copied you
Jabberwocky Posted March 11, 2008 Author Posted March 11, 2008 Jabber u proper make me giggle. i love your posts. but there is nothing worse than a person coming into the docs and tellin all and sundry their medical problems but u have given me somethin to ask my mom about, she works as a receptionist in a docs surgery. i will investigate and see what she says Id love to have her job... my GOD would I make people blush!
mojo1 Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Doctor's office??? Have you taken leave of what few senses you had, man. We have doctor's surgeries in this country - not bleddy offices!! You're watching too much American TV, again. When you have what Jabbers has, they send you to the office:hihi:
sazk23 Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Id love to have her job... my GOD would I make people blush! i know, the power would certainly go to my head
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