Do You Like Spiders?

[ReginaldD]

I don't particularly mind them at all, I point them out to my dog. He gets them in his mouth lets them out so they think they've survived then he tortures them by bashing them with his paws. Then if it's a particularly nice on he havbe a munch on it.

[slickwitch]

I had to spend half an hour in role as a spider called Gary for my little girl yesterday. Gary the spider who actually thought he was a dog. Our house is weird!

[*binty*]

Absolutely petrified of em!

[boyfriday]

I'm so scared of them I have to literally beg my ex wife to come and catch them for me.

 

One particularly persistent guest just wouldn't go, so I offered him the house keys and a fried breakfast, provided he wouldn't jump in my mouth when I was snoring

[slickwitch]

I'm so scared of them I have to literally beg my ex wife to come and catch them for me.

 

One particularly persistent guest just wouldn't go, so I offered him the house keys and a fried breakfast, provided he wouldn't jump in my mouth when I was snoring

 

Ah but this was a spider........eight legs - check. Hairy - check. Sticky outy things at the top of it's head - check. Amazing propensity for mendacity and reneging of deals with Homo Sapiens - check.

 

Shut your gob is my advice!

[boyfriday]

Ah but this was a spider........eight legs - check. Hairy - check. Sticky outy things at the top of it's head - check. Amazing propensity for mendacity and reneging of deals with Homo Sapiens - check.

 

Shut your gob is my advice!

 

Indeed dear Slick, sage words, the last spider I enjoyed a commercial arrangement with beat me soundly in a tap dancing competition

[Don_Kiddick]

That's a bit hard on Girls Aloud.

 

Hmmmm... "Girls Aloud" and "Hard on" in the same sentence...

 

 

Welcome to my life

 

 

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