What do you call your car.

[DIDO]

Every time I get a new car, I make a name up for it out of the reg number,e,g. I had one with the reg number N,H,L. This was known as the NATIONAL HEALTH LORRY. My last one ended in the letters W,U,K, this was known as THE WUKKY after star wars character.

 

I have just taken delivery of my new car. After taking my wife for a test drive, she asked me what I would be calling it. The reg number ends with FWA, Without thinking I said FAT WIFE ABOARD.

 

The garage says that they can repair the cigarette lighter, but the doctor says I may never be able to have any more children, but the burns will heal in time

[wwp8]

my current car is called "rex"

my last was called "pug"

and my first one was called "cli*" .......female anatomy

 

can you guess what cars hey are?

[Jillybabes]

I call my car Carrie Corsa daft but I like it

[muckynees]

It just depends, if she's behaving I call her baby but if not its "come on you bitch!!"

[scarby]

It just depends, if she's behaving I call her baby but if not its "come on you bitch!!"

 

Actually, I called my first car the "Bitch"

 

Second one was called "Whore"

 

And the third one was something that I can't type on here.

[Ms_Tetley]

Mines called Elvis

[medusa]

My current car is called Hyacinth because she's a particular shade of deep blue and is a grand old lady.

[CottonTop]

My first car was a 1967 Ford Mustang...I called him "Steve Stang".

[Rich]

My current car is called Hyacinth because she's a particular shade of deep blue and is a grand old lady

 

And it's a bit of a bucket?

 

Er, ahem... *gets coat*

[Dave650]

Don't have a name for mine, it doesn't deserve one its a very bad car When it gets on the road I'll consider giving it one then