Silly drunken mistakes

[Jabberwocky]

If that's true then it surpasses all those funny man + booze + need to wee = urine in the wrong place stories Like my mate's brother who urinated in the fridge.

 

Oh its true. Too true.

 

I dont go out often and I have a disgustingly low tolerance to alcohol yet I love to go and have a blast occasionally.

 

Fortunately the OHs parents and the OH took it well and make the occasional quip about it to try to embarrass me. Im not proud of it, I still cringe occasionally when I think about it, but Ive done worse, far far worse after a skinfull.

 

 

The thing that amazes me about the entire night is how I managed to find my way home in a city that I didnt know, from the center of the city to the outskirts. Im sure I couldnt have done it sober.

[SYorksDeano]

Good job you didn't have a bout of the good old food poisoning eh

[Jabberwocky]

Good job you didn't have a bout of the good old food poisoning eh

 

I didnt even have the pleasure of puking! I would have thought that I would have at least chucked up drunkenly somewhere but noooooo.

[The_DADDY (2)]

New years eve i had some friends round and the booze got flowing and i got hammered.

New years day i couldnt work out where the two burn marks at the top of my leg came from. I was told i needed to look at the photos id taken the night before so i did.

To my embarrasment i had decided to take my sunglasses and large cigar (always have one on new years) into the kitchen and dress up my little fella with the sunglasses and cigar in question. Apparently i also tried to send it via bluetooth to my friend but hewr phone is an older model and wont support the res i had taken the photo at. The message came up on her screen 'Too large to open'.

The story goes i was on the floor gasping for breath for almost half an hour i was laughing so hard...

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