Silly drunken mistakes

[foxforcefive]

Were you ashamed?

 

I think you should start a new thread.

[Guest Mod_Man]

I think you should start a new thread.

 

Is this thread not about silly drunken mistakes?

[foxforcefive]

Is this thread not about silly drunken mistakes?

 

Yes it is, regardless of whether someone is ashamed or proud of them, like I mentioned before if you have a problem, don't read it, I don't have to explain my afterthoughts to you.

[Tess]

I was too drunk I would not have felt it. In fact when my best man was signing the registar I told him to use his real name and that he wasn't signing on for his giro now

 

:hihi:

 

i live at the top of a massive hill. i got a taxi to the bottow, and ide decided to walk up the hill home in absolutely killer heels, so thought as you do, to take them off and walk bare footed. (thinking it was snowing at the time). I got halfway up the hill and saw a bench so decided to have a sit down. Two and a half hours later i wake up looking like a snowman, seeing that it was just starting to get light so i legged it home in hope nobody saw...

[Jabberwocky]

When I first moved to Leicester in 2002, we were living with the OHs parents and I had only known them for about a month and I decided to go and explore the pubs and clubs of Leicester on my own and got VERY drunk.

I walked home- not bad for someone who didnt know where the hell he was, but I arrived there at 4 am, took a huge dump on their stairs, stuffed three, THREE full bog rolls doen the loo, hid the back door keys then fell asleep, naked on the in laws bedroom floor.

 

 

It was my little way of saying Hello I suppose.

[pinklady]

Indeed Medusa.

 

 

 

What do you think?

 

 

 

I didn't really. I was just wondering at what point you should stop being so proud of drunken behaviour.

 

Have you never drunk alcohol? Do you really think your in a position to judge others?

and by the way, i thought the way you made your point was quite sick.

[TheBlueDragon]

Er only got afew

 

1) Going down the middle of the road in my wheelchair playing chicken with cars. Ended up getting pulled over by the police and given a warning.

 

2) Got home about 4am call the pub to ask if they had seen my phone as I had lost it. Ended up finding it in my jeans pocket the following morning.

 

3) Got the land lord to shave all my hair off

 

4) The latest is I got home drunk, went onto a mates profile site and found a picture of her. I left a comment saying "Your beautiful" but spelt beautiful wrong. The following day i tried explaining about the wrong spelling and it came out wrong, I said "I only wrote that because I was drunk"

[Mathom]

When I first moved to Leicester in 2002, we were living with the OHs parents and I had only known them for about a month and I decided to go and explore the pubs and clubs of Leicester on my own and got VERY drunk.

I walked home- not bad for someone who didnt know where the hell he was, but I arrived there at 4 am, took a huge dump on their stairs, stuffed three, THREE full bog rolls doen the loo, hid the back door keys then fell asleep, naked on the in laws bedroom floor.

 

 

It was my little way of saying Hello I suppose.

 

If that's true then it surpasses all those funny man + booze + need to wee = urine in the wrong place stories Like my mate's brother who urinated in the fridge.

 

Though I was once sick at my mate's house and decided I'd somehow be able to disguise the fact by putting his mum's best pillows on top of the puke.

 

I've had many a fine moment but my favourite was when I fell head first into an empty dustbin and couldn't get out again so I kecked it over. Except then I was just rolling round the floor, stuck in the bin with my legs sticking out

[SYorksDeano]

:hihi:

 

i live at the top of a massive hill. i got a taxi to the bottow, and ide decided to walk up the hill home in absolutely killer heels, so thought as you do, to take them off and walk bare footed. (thinking it was snowing at the time). I got halfway up the hill and saw a bench so decided to have a sit down. Two and a half hours later i wake up looking like a snowman, seeing that it was just starting to get light so i legged it home in hope nobody saw...

 

Reminds me of the first time I went 'out' to the clubs. Was living with my parents at the time and they had just thrown out a 3 piece suite into the back garden. Anyway I went out, was that drunk I could not find the front door keyhole so decided to kip in the garden til they woke up. 1PM they came into the back garden and asked if I was coming in and it had been snowing as well!!!

 

Worse thing was I was that drunk I had actualy managed to open the door and never noticed, my mum just thought I had nipped next door to see the lass that lived there (had a bit of a thing going on), and you know the cold never woke me up.

 

Admittedly I felt awful all day the next day

[TheBlueDragon]

O I also woke up in bed with one of my female friends with my hand on her hip, I was woke up by my girlfriend calling me to ask if I had a good night.

 

Luckily nothing actually happened between me and my mate lol